While I'm readying for possible military action against Iran, I did monitor the launches from the bunker. Non-military people have been asking me all day, what's going on? Is it WWIII? Them I can only assure that North Korea's technology is 10 years behind that of the US and no match for the impressive anti-missile defense system in place by both the US and Japan.Taepodong in Korean means "a kind of penis" and it appears that for the moment the penis is somewhat flaccid.
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So the expensive missle defense screen depends on the enemies weapons self destructing harmlessly over the ocean? Brillant!
Huhh I don't want to be critical Colonel but why are you just standing there in your Action Figure pose ? I mean everyone else appears to be doing something while you just seemed to be standing there looking enigmatic ! "Colonel I got a Bogey at..." "Don't bother me now Marine I'm trying to look good!"
Penis, misslie, prematurely failing.....must....make......crude.....reference to.....ejaculation.....no....can't.....do....it......fuck
Didn't Queen have a hit song with "That's A Kind Of Penis"???
@ Civilian Overseer: No! There's 6 Interceptors in Alaska, 2 in Calafornia and 10 Aegis Cruisers in the Pacific monitoring all launches. They won't act unless the missiles need to be shot down, and trust me: They will be if necessary.
@ Vaughan: Dolt! I'm obviously observing the master situation monitor which displays potential trajectories of NK missiles. It's basically a big flatscreen telly which shows Fox News the rest of the time.
@ Cubaboy: I was waiting for this.
@ Freddy: Not on any Queen album I have. The closest is "It's a Kind Of Magic".
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