Well thankfully the Cork Guiness Jazz Festival is over so I guess it's time to sober up and get back to it here.
It 's facinating the difference a week can make to a site's traffic, as evidenced by this new chart.
The UK has lost it's lead in visitors and is just slightly behind Ireland, but I've a lot of 'fans' in the US. (Admittadly I just came up in generic searches for Stargate, Star Wars, Marine Corps etc.)
I've even been vistited from the French!!! :O
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Interesting stats, but you forgot the breakdown by browser that you did last time!
I've done my bit for Firefox this time ...
I don't forget. I omit. There was nothing of note to post about the browsers.
What is more disturbing is the fact that there is a country out there knowas "Unknown County"!!! What is this Unknown Country?? And who lives there, The Unknowns??? Are they part of the Asshole Of Evil??? And what about the country known as "Satellite Provider"??? What if theses two countries were to go to war, would we ever know??? If a tree falls in County Unknown woudl we in fact know about it?? Spooky eh??? Eh?? Oh yeah, not.
Once again, the Colonel has slipped up, revealing to us the Aliens from "unknown country" are visiting the site. I'm suprised you didn't censor this data, and disavow all knowledge of "unknown country" hits?!
I'm also curious about what all these foreign (i.e. non-Irl or UK) visitors make of this somewhat quirky place...
From what we've uncovered of extra-terrestrial technology, they don't have IP addresses anymore. I presume they deliberatly changed their technology once they found out or plan to fly into their motherships with Apple laptops and upload the latest virus.
The only truly disturbing thing is that these "unknown" country entries began appearing 24hours after a hit from the US Government...
Ah, so maybe your superiors are watching your activities... maybe the Osprey incident is coming back to haunt you :)
I've said nothing here that wasn't made public knowledge after the hearing. I've nothing to hide.
Oh yes you do! Does anyone want to know what the Colonel is hiding?
What, besides the porn collection I can never find on his network? I swear ... he must remove it when he knows I'm coming!
Ah, "Remove it when he's knows your coming"???? Does someone want to tell thegroup something???
Next time try under the floorboards in his office!
Damn, yes! That loose floorboard by the edge of the desk, that must be it!
We know (one of) your secret(s), Colonel!
Don't forget the mysterious closet with the exclusion zone in the bedroom.
No, I don't care enough about his porn stash to go into the bedroom :-)
In effect, the room is the exclusion zone.
A friend of mine said to me the other day, "you know you've reached stardom when your fans are doing their best to dig up your dirt". That realisation skyrocketed my ego so much, I fear I'll never be brought down again.
*Makes a beckoning motion* Please continue.
Yeah, but you know damn well I've been looking for evidence since '97.
You were the one who sent dirty pictures, yet I was the one who got a bad reputation for it. Guess thats just how you operate, eh Colonel?
They called me "The Teflon Colonel" during my time at the Pentagon. No one's taking me down.
Teflon, eh? Thats great, I know whose head to use as a pan if I ever need to fry an egg :-\
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