Friday, October 28, 2005

UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION

A friend of mine dragged me to see Underworld a couple of years ago at 6PM on a weekday. I don't go to the cinema on weekdays, but he insisted. So I went to see it anyway expecting "another Vampire movie".

Boy was I wrong! Underworld was one of the best movies I had ever seen, period. It had the perfect amount of action, edged-weapons, blood, automatic weapons, slow-motion Matrix-style photography, spent cartridges and of course the delectable Kate Bekinsale as Selene, the Vampire Death Dealer who shook up the aristrocratic decadent world of her kindred by forming an alliance with Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman) a hybrid of Vampire and Lychen (Warewolves). Needless to say I quickly ordered the Unrated, extended Directors cut of the film from the US as soon as it was available.

In January 2006, UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION the sequel will hit the flicks. Appearently we will see a lot of the backstory of both Selene and Viktor, as well as the aforementioned action elements of the original. I'm already salivating.

Now why can't all goths look like Selene? The perfect female form poured into a sinfully tight black PVC number, sapphire blue eyes, deshevilled raven coloured hair and a stainless-steel slide on her Walther P-99 9mm automatic pistol.

Because then the rest of the females on the planet would be ignored by man.

Grab the trailer to Underworld: Evolution only on Yahoo Movies.

9 comments:

sith apologist said...

The world would be a much happier place for me (and probably the res of us males) if more like Selene. The only problems I can see are a) if they are actually like her (and we get our asses kicked, although this being a bad thing is debatable), and b) the chance they may decide to try girl-on-girl action with each other, without letting us watch :(

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

You're so negative Apologist, just accept my fantasy without shooting holes in it!

sith apologist said...

well, I didn't think the 3rd option likely - thats the one where I live with 4 or 5 of them and have to satisfy them all daily, and they all have jobs so I don't need to do anything at all other than been their master :-\

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

You see! That's much better.

sith apologist said...

Yes, 5 Selene's for the 1st 10 people to post on this thread!

Master Guns said...

I'm in!

Civilian Overseer said...

No, No, No, Your ill concieved fantasy would be the ruination of good men!

Having 5 hotties living under the same roof whilst highly enticing would be unfeasible, think of all the nagging!. Far better to have them spread around the world, one in every port so to speak. Make the most of the resources available!

sith apologist said...

Maybe, yes, if they owned the houses and I was permitted to travel freely between them.
Yes, I like your thinking!

Civilian Overseer said...

And of course they would have to spring for the first class airline tickets.