Thursday, October 27, 2005

Cubaboy Strikes Back!

Steve has a new "improved?" blog here.

He's promising "fun puzzles" now.

Congratulations to Cubaboy on being the 500th visitor to my Blog at 08:47 GMT yesterday.

I can do no more then this to be quite honest. Visit blogsbystephen at your own risk...

13 comments:

sith apologist said...

WIll there be a prize for the 1000th hit? I mean, assuming its me of course.

Cubaboy said...

I've finally been recognised by the Colonel!!!!! I new all those hours of reading this blog would pay off, and to think people said I was insane !!!!! Fools fools!!!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Well if they say you're insane for only spending hours reading it. Imagine what they say about Sith Apologist!

sith apologist said...

Just because I probably spend longer here than you do .... :-)
That doesn't make me in any way less mentally capable, does it?

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Yes, as you've probably started believing everything you read here, which of course is my intention for you all! Muahahahahahahaha!

chick without dick said...

Cubaboy sounds really hot!!!! I bet he has a huge manhood, me and my swedish gilrfriend would like to meet him and bring him to our swedish lesbien club for drinks and what have you.

ex of cubaboy said...

I got 2 words for you, chick: bitter disappointment.

His manhood was worn down by years of self-abuse locked in his room, crying about how shit his job was. I've found better endowed rodents, and to be honest, you and your lesbian buddy would be better off without. Or maybe we could make it a fun-filled threesome instead?

Chick Without Dick said...

Dear "Ex", you sound a bit fucked up to be honest. I'd bet you've let yourself go pretty fucking badly since Cubaboy left you. To be honest you were on the slippery slope when he canned your sorry ass (and then dumped you). Maybe if you kept your head out of the pie trough and put out just a little bit more you'd still be enjoying the legendary large portion that Cubaboy is said to give out. Now I must get back to lessing off with my hot friend before we have a Sauna and laugh a the tinyness of all English mens dicks, he he

ex of cubaboy said...

Dear "chick",
The only person who says cubaboy is giving out large measures of manhood is cubaboy himself - he's starting to believe his own propoganda! The unfortunate reality is all thats left is a bloody stump from years of abuse. I hear the poor manhood even took a restraining order on him, in an attempt to stop the merciless hourly beatings it was subject to. Unfortunately, I found out these details too late, in fact, at almost the same time as I nearly died laughing when he showed it off. All the other girls there were laughing too, and then he started crying.
I suggest we start the "buy Cubaboy a Whizzinator" fund; I'm hearing a lot about them lately.

Ex Of Cubaoy 2 said...

I am also an ex of Cubaboy's and I can testify upon oath that he was soo large the stitches they inserted to heal the torn vagina he gave me have as of this morning not healed. Multiple orgamsms??? He broke me in fucking two. And his liathroidi??? Fuck me but the really could have been mistaken for basketballs. I'd imagine any "ex" of his who didn't enjoy the riding he gave her was not his ex at all but in fact a sad apthetic "friend" of his jealous of his sexual prowess.

PS I'm a twenty three year old blond with great big juicy tits!!!

Cubaboy said...

Ladies ladies, Cubaboy is honored that you would take the time to fight over him in such a passionate manor. I am however a little disturbed by EX number 1. I think you may be confusing me with some other Cubaboy, for I assure you that any woman who has been honored with my body has never complained, I'd simple kill her if she did and leave her half naked body in a lane way to be discovered by children on their way to school. No 2, I remember you, you hot little vixen you!!!

sith apologist said...

Does anyone besides me think it a little odd that Cubaboy and his alleged ex (number 2), should post messages about his crotch within minutes of each other?

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I find it odd that you've carries this shit this far. Just keep it on this thread where it's safe and I won't have to censor it.