Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Mr. T: "A sin to wear all that gold again"

Mr. T will apparently become bereft of his signature gold chains after witnessing the havok and destruction caused in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

Apparently he doesn't feel it's right that he continues to wear his gold while there is still so much suffering there.

It's most likely however that
a) hes not strong enough to lift the several kilos of gold around his neck anymore (I mean seriously one of the "medallions" around his neck in the picture there is as big as my fucking frying pan).
b) This is a publicity stunt for his new show "I pity the fool" starting in October, where T will dispense advice for people coping with life's problems. I've found a better 'agony aunt' however.

Source: Yahoo News

6 comments:

PF said...

Oh come on, when have you ever had your very own frying pan! The only time you go in to a kitchen is to get ice for your JD & Coke.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

How dare you suggest that I would pollute the sweet angel-nectar of Jack with coca and vegtable oils. If you don't intend to drink Jack straight, then leave it in the bottle (and I'll drink it later).

Pint Of said...

I smell smoke maybe somebody's pants are on fire???

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

You callin' Mr. T a liar?

Pint Of said...

Is Mr T the one who claims that he never consumes JD unless it neat??? if he is then i am, if it wan somebody else then it would be that person to whom I refer! :-D

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Ah you refer to "times gone by". Before I discovered that my constitution was in excess of a Siberian Wrestler, I did use Coke in Jack. Now I don't.