Monday, December 05, 2005

Sizemore not jailed... yet!

Actor Tom Sizemore ain't going to jail after his lawyers convinced an L.A. judge that prescribed medication made him fail a drugs test. The actor, 44, was deemed to have violated conditions of his probation, which dates back to a 2004 drugs offence, when a routine test discovered amphetamines in his urine.
Sizemore has already spent three months in a rehabilitation clinic for his addictions, and the court has declined the prosecution's request to jail the star - if he can provide a prescription to prove his claims. Sizemore is currently on bail, pending his appeal over his conviction for domestic violence against former lover, Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.
Hell if normal people in work can get a doctors note to prevent them being fired, I'm sure a Hollywood actor can get a prescription written up for a Judge ya?

7 comments:

sith apologist said...

I know how Sizemore is meant to be playing YOU, but is there any sort sort of reverse affinity you have with the man? Some kind of drug problem you're alluding to through him?

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I resent such accusations. You will feel my wrath!

Vaughan said...

Well it means he's free to continue producing his new range of porn "memoirs".Creedon are you sure you still want him to play you....although the way his careers going it would probably be a step up for him

sith apologist said...

Of course he wants Tom to play him - who else could carry off the whole Whizzinator thing better than Tom? This eminently qualifies him for the role.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

But The Whizzinator is from Tom's real life, not my "real" one. You're only confusing people now...

Master Guns said...

Chuck Norris will be me!

sith apologist said...

No, I'm just saying he has the ability to portray you, as demonstrated by his off-camera skills!