Monday, November 21, 2005

Night Vision Goggles for Potter Police

"Why the hell is the Colonel referencing Harry Potter tonight?" I hear you ask. Well, while I can safely say that I was thouroughly un-entertained by the Potter movies I have seen and I'm about as motovated to going to see the fourth installment as I am about going to a Greenpeace rally.

What I do want to say is that I'm most impressed with the Intense efforts by 20th Century Fox to prevent bootleggers from camcording Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Apparently they distributed thousands of night-vision goggles to theater staffs throughout the world and promised rewards to any employee catching a moviegoer in the act of camcording the movie.

Hang on a sec: NIGHT VISION GOGGLES!!!!! How fucking cool is that????! I want some Night Vision Goggles too godammit!!!!. Not that I want to give anyone any ideas for Christmas presents or anything....

4 comments:

sith apologist said...

I have some spare from a previous op if you really want them?
I'd love to be there when you take them to work along with a silenced MP5K. Althugh not in your line of sight.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Why would I take them to work? We don't do nights anymore....

..and I can't kill anyone there as there's more hits from the company server here than almost anywhere else.

sith apologist said...

I swear I'll make up the diference in hits if you take them out!
You know Colonel Vader wants to rise in your workplace, and mete out his own unique form of justice!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I'll talk to Harry 'bout it. He's got a Vader mask and red lightsaber.