Friday, November 11, 2005

Superman Returns

Thanks be to Christ that Nicholas Cage's version of Superman was never realised. I firmly believe he would have done for the Superman what George Clooney did for Batman. I think it would have been hard for anyone to replace the late great Christopher Reeve, and impossible for someone as limited as Cage, shit I'd have even accepted Dean Cain over him.
With Tom (Clark Kent in Smallville) Welling not wanting to don the tights and cape of Superman, WB and director Bryan Singer selected a newcomer Brandon Routh to play the Man Of Steel.

However unlike the most recent Batman film, Superman Returns is not an origin story. Apparently after a mysterious absence of several years, Superman comes back to Earth. While an old enemy plots to render him powerless once and for all, Superman faces the heartbreaking realization that the woman he loves, Lois Lane, has moved on. Superman's return challenges him to bridge the distance between them while finding a place in a society that has learned to survive without him. In an attempt to protect the world from destruction, Superman embarks on an epic journey of redemption that takes him from the depths of the ocean to the far reaches of outer space.

Okay so the plot is hokey, but here's some good news: Kate Bosworth will be Lois Lane and Kevin Spacey himself will be Lex Luthor!!!! AND wait for it: Marlon Brando will reprise his role as Jor-El, Superman's real father- via some clever special effects and restored deleted footage from his original appearence over 25 years ago!!! WOW!! Superman will Return in this part of the world in mid July next.


Unknown said...

This "Super" man you speak of is nothing compared to Sex Piss Man (or l'homme de Sex Piss in France) who can impregnate an entire population in a single gizz shot

Anonymous said...

So is l'homme de Sex Piss's archnemesis called 'The Castrator'? THe man who dresses in sharp, angled metal armour, and wields a chainsaw and a pair of tin-snips?