Monday, November 07, 2005

Les Miserables II: This Time It's War

I pay very little attention to France, a nation of stuck-up, boring and cowardly people bogged down in snobbery, one-upmanship, producers of wine that I find substandard to their Spanish neighbours lead by a leader who says too much when he should shut the fuck up and this week, becomes mute when he should have been addressing the nation.

You see right now, for the first time during my lifetime anyway, France has become interesting.

Nightly rioting, violence and destruction reign in France now. It started when two youths were electrocuted after being perused by police into a power station. There was outrage from their peers and they went mental, burning cars, smashing windows and whatnot. They attracted support from some like-minded members of the racial minorities, the Blacks and Arabs and are now in their twelfth night of anarchy.

I blame the politically correct, liberal and leftist politicians and their confused minds. They encourage immigrants to maintain their cultures and identities and then they expect them to integrate; which of course they don’t. Now they’re paying the price for their lack of vision. Thankfully this issue has arisen in France first and not a ‘real’ country like the UK or even Ireland, so now steps can be taken to prevent similar occurrences of this phenomenon elsewhere.

Now most immigrants I know are decent, hard working and law-abiding citizens, but I think it best for safety’s sake that different members of the same immigrant race are not allowed to live within 1km of each other. I think this would encourage more integration by them and eliminate these ‘ghettos’ that exist in France where even the police don’t dare to tread. Any bad eggs should be weeded out after a period of surveillance and either sent packing from the country or ‘disappear’. We have enough of our own “scum” as Minister Nicolas Sarkozy put it so delicately.

As for France, I can only hope that a peaceful resolution to the conflict isn’t found. I’d prefer for an example made of the rioters, probably deploying the military and failing that, perhaps some bombs being dropped. You must remember it’s only France; it’s not as if anything valuable will be lost.

12 comments:

sith apologist said...

Yes, it has to be said - a resounding "triumph" for the French Social Model (excuse, I'm just gonna go and puke). It has also been suggested that those of us in the English speaking world (USA, Ireland, UK) have a device that helps in the integration process - we call it a 'job'. Government policies can obviously help create this, something that will be dawning on Chirac and deVillepin any day now. The unemployment in France is around 10% (national average), with this typically being higher a) in ethnic minorities and b) amongst the young.
Who is it making up the rioters? Young ethnic minority members. When people work, they are sometimes forced to work with people they loathe (ask cubaboy about it ...), but in general they integrate, make friends, and have money to spend. Creating employment in meaningful jobs is the best long-term solution to this, but is unlikely to occur in France due to their (almost) insane labour laws, working week, etc
You can't help but wonder how this disillusioned mass feel about the free market; somewhat differently than their political masters I'd imagine.
Oh well, couldn't have happened to a nicer government :-)

Cubaboy said...

This sounds like a job for Sex Piss Man (or as the French say, le Homme de Sex Piss), quicker than a shot of gizz (about 12mph), slippier than a shot of gizz (it's really slippy you know), able to shoot gizz higher than a tall buidling (it was Sex Piss Man that flattened the twin towers, forget that Al Quieda shite)... Yes, he is Sex Piss Man.

Sex Piss man would shoot a shot of gizz at those protestors sticking them to the ground, then he would systematically go round their houses robbing and impregnating as he went (well the good looking defenceless ones anyway), then return to the rioters and deliver a sound lesson on their social and moral obligations in their new home.

Then he would shoot off to help solve the monetary crisis in Germany.

Is it a shot of gizz, is it a shot of gizz on a plane???? No, it's Sex Piss Man!!!!!

Anonymous said...

would this lesson on "social and moral obligations" involve a hurley by any chance? :)

Master Guns said...

I think you should go over there on a holiday Colonel. Unarmed. It may save me some bother in the future.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Naw, you can have my ticket instead!

Master Guns said...

I'll go mop up the mob then. As usual you'll get somone to do your dirty work.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I never ask my men to do anything I'm not prepared to do myself, you know this, why spread such disinfomation. You're no longer one of my men Bill, you're bitter and twisted, you'll never be anything again, not without ME!

sith apologist said...

Nice to see how the French are 'enforcing' the law...

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Finally, it appears that the french police HAVE balls. Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout! I particularly like the officer that taunted the rioter with "Do you want me to take you to an electricity sub-station?" fantastic stuff. Maybe I'll recruit him.

sith apologist said...

I guess he'd be the morale officer?

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Yesssssss!

sith apologist said...

Do you have any use for Comical Ali in your operations team?