And you think all you have to worry about is STDs these days.
In Canada, a teenager with a nut allergy has died after kissing her boyfriend hours after he had eaten a peanut butter sandwich.
Doctors said traces of peanuts may have been on her partners teeth, tongue or lips.
Poor fucker. It'll haunt him for the rest of his days. He'll probably top himself.
In Canada, a teenager with a nut allergy has died after kissing her boyfriend hours after he had eaten a peanut butter sandwich.
Doctors said traces of peanuts may have been on her partners teeth, tongue or lips.
Poor fucker. It'll haunt him for the rest of his days. He'll probably top himself.
4 comments:
Top himself, top himself??? He's got a great future in the adult film industry. He could even have his own Bond like theme tune mentioning that one kiss from him is deadly, fantastic!! His speciality would be kissing the ladies minge and then she'd die of triple orgasm. I need to contact this geez and become his manager
I can think of no better person!
I agree with Cubaboy, tradegy like this is gold on the dating scene, not only will this kid have the dark brooding, tormented soul angle down but he'll have the pity factor walking for him too. He'll have a killer break up line, no, "its not you, its me" line for this boyo, instead it'll be, Listen, Love, I'm dumping you 'cos I killed my first Love with a kiss, now feck off, its for your safety
Basicly he'll have a license to treat women mean. Damn!
You need a licence for that? Shit!
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