Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Skynet's Plan Thwarted

A naked man claiming to be a Terminator sent back in time from the future has been arrested at a casino.

Sean Stanley Smith, 19, was taken into custody at the US Stateline Gambling Club - which borders California and Nevada - and jailed on charges of indecent exposure and resisting a police officer. The cop was flagged down by a motorist who had seen the nude man running on the highway, while he then spied the suspect and commanded him to stop. However, Smith ignored the warning and proceeded inside of the casino, where he was tasered in an arcade full of children.

He told the officer that he was the character Terminator from the popular sci-fi film franchise, before admitting that he had taken LSD and marijuana. Smith was transported to a local area hospital and later booked at Douglas County Jail.

A representative of UNPASID [the United Nations Paranormal and Supernatural Interdiction Directorate] did "interview" Mr. Smith but reported "nothing of value" and no connection to this organisation.

Source: Digital Spy

2 comments:

Civilian Overseer said...

Good cover story Colonel, now what have you learned from the capture and disassembly of said Terminator?

Colonel Creedon said...

That terminators have become extreamly adept at disguising themselvesas humans. That spleen was really authentic...