Whopper's Bunker: Another of those pictures that speaks for itself

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Another of those pictures that speaks for itself

Thanks to Bruce!

3 comments:

Constance said...: Yes, thanks to Bruce and your ongoing collaboration with Burger King to advertise your "personal" services. Over a billion served and yet he is still Europe's best kept secret in the world of gigoloing.; Sunday, 9 August 2009 at 21:45:00 GMT+1
Civilian Overseer said...: Connie are you suggesting that Bruce ordered a billion "Angry Whoppers" just to advertise the Colonel's services? That's dedication!; Monday, 10 August 2009 at 02:13:00 GMT+1
Constance said...: I suggest nothing. I have already said too much.; Monday, 10 August 2009 at 18:26:00 GMT+1

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No Star: The greatest load of shit ever, no redeeming qualities. It's creators are blacklisted and will be shot on sight if they don't redeem themselves before I meet them. Seriously - Dear God why?

1 Star (*): Awful crap. A complete waste of time. Should not have been made.

1.5 Stars (*1/2): Bad movie. I'm not happy about having paid to see this.

2 Stars (**): Dissapointing. Not that good at all except for perhaps a few select scenes or elements. I'll choose not to see this again.

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3.5 Stars (***1/2): Enjoyable, but I would need to see it again, possibly on TV before I would purchase it.

4 Stars (****): Extreamly good. I would prefer to watch this again on Blu Ray a year or two on rather than see it on TV, but...

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