Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Man Found Naked With Inflatable Doll in Toilet

Just one of the weird stories I saw on Fox News:

A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an Iowa office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.

Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor. The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, which is one of the federal agencies that rents space in the Hach office building.

McCullough was arrested, and Cedar Rapids police took him to the Linn County jail. His arraignment was scheduled later Friday, police spokeswoman Cristy Hamblin said. Another agency has an outstanding warrant against McCullough, but the reason for that warrant was not immediately clear, Hamblin said. He was still in jail Friday morning and it wasn't clear if he had an attorney.

McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

Source: Fox News

20 comments:

Master Guns said...

Oh why couldn't you be one of these people who do this shit Colonel? Then you could retire in disgrace and/or blow your own head off?

Speaking of you new photo: Yes I do recall Prague actually. The Mission in 94? We went in with Timmy, Lee and that ginger-headed bloke on loan from the Royal Marines. Only the two of us got out alive under your inept leadership. Jesus we were only there to collect the microfilm!

Bruce Russell said...

Hey, this could happen to anyone, right? Right? Right . . .

Former Grunt said...

...Eh! Yes... ...it could indeed.


Anyone...

Civilian Overseer said...

Guns, Prague never happened, you where never there, repeat never there, there was never any microfilm showing the Lt.Col in a compromising position with a blow up sheep. Good men never died to keep this information out of the public's eye. Do we understand each other?

As for you Bruce, Grunt is quite right, yes, we could arrange it to happen to anyone..., easily...

Aaron said...

Maybe he was just waiting for George Michael to turn up....

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

What I want to know is how he blew it up? Something presumably life size would need a lot of air? Discuss...

Constance said...

Well, Colonel, right now in the US there is an exercise craze involving giant physio balls. All of your Target/KMart/WalMart type stores sell them, deflated, and you can buy one of any number of inflating devices.

Plus, inflatable air beds have been popular for some time as spare guest beds and there are even motorized inflaters that will blow up a twin sized bed in under 10 minutes. Probably less, depending.

Bruce Russell said...

. . .

Constance's knowledge of inflatable vinyl objects is, shall we say, disturbing.

Constance said...

Bruce Russell!!! You are in Trouble!

I cannot help answering these questions. I tried not to, really. It is hardwired in my system to be helpful, kind, and loyal.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

LOL Before asking the question, I had considered the air bed (they're quite comfortable) pump but I guess I was just considering the man's foresight to bring an inflating device along with him. Had he intended to shag the thing when he went into the building first? Or did the urge overwhelm him before he had a change to locate a pump and he had to do it himself? Maybe I'm just thinking too much about it, I guess I should be glad that I'm just not weird enough myself to understand this man.

Bruce Russell said...

This guy actually makes a bit of sense to me, but then, I have lived in the American South for most of my life.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

@ Civilian Overseer. We've an understanding. I guess there's bigger things at stake than just The Colonel.

Master Guns said...

Your Ego knows no bounds Sir!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Of course it does. It's only as big as the monitor will allow. Civvy must protect the public face of The Colonel by playful character assassination thus disarming the unsuspecting populace.
Right now the Colonel's bed calls...

Master Guns said...

This E-mail alert feature is great and annoying, I don't like having to come back, but yet I am forced to. Does anyone else find that?

You go and seek the comfort of your bed Colonel. For this night could be one of your last!

Aaron said...

Maybe he couldn't afford an air bed, maybe an Inflatable Doll was as far as his budget would stretch.

Former Grunt said...

Aaron: So you think he was going to sleep in the restroom?? Surely southerners ain't all yokels?
Bruce: Please tell us you don't have a banjo.
Guns: Yes I'm with you on the E-mail issue and agree that when the Colonel referrs to himself in the third person and attempts to use reverse psychology to convince us that "there's bigger things at stake" (meaning there isn't) that yes his ego's out of control. But would you have it any other way.

Civilian Overseer said...

Lt.Col, Quite right, You can't go down for a triffle such as prague, I need you intact to take the rap for a much bigger caper I am currently involved in.

Mind you, you could make my life a bit easier if you didn't keep declaring how comfortable you found air bed pumps. I quote the following "I had considered the air bed (they're quite comfortable) pump"




Constance not Bruce has a banjo. Deny it, if you dare!

Constance said...

So, realizing that there is probably nothing I can say that won't get me teased mercilessly... have none of you mentioned the movie "Lars and the Real Girl" because you don't know about it?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/larsandtherealgirl/trailer/

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

No Constance, I'm sure some people have heard about it, somewhere (other than yourself obviously). However as it's not say: Iron Man, Batman, Aliens vs Predator, G.I.Joe, Transformers or hell anything with superheroes, explosives, automatic weapons, spacecraft, time-travel, scenes of graphic gore, sex or violence, then I doubt too many folk around here would take your bait.