Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Fo shizzle the Dogg's barking!!!

Professed pimp and criminally convicted talentless rapper Snoop Dogg has offered to solve Britain's growing gang problem if his ban on entering the UK is lifted. The "artist", who is hosting tomorrow's MTV awards in Munich, said "men in white wigs" and "laws from the 1800s" are preventing him from tackling the gang issue. He was cautioned for violent disorder and affray at Heathrow Airport last year but is convinced he is the man to solve the UK gang problem.

"I love my fans in the UK, they're really suffering by not letting me in to deal with the gang situation. I really wanted to be a voice to stop gang members, 'cause they respect me enough to get into a room with me. By not permitting me they're saying they just don't want me to solve this situation. It's not the fans, it's just a few people in white wigs and members of parliament. They got a problem because the judicial law is from the 1800s."

Dogg was banned from the UK in March this year because of his firearms offense and drug convictions. He was arrested and cautioned at Heathrow airport on suspicion of violent disorder and affray in 2006.

While the gang situation in the UK may be quite a security and public order issue, I'm hoping that the Brown-government has something better up their collective sleeves before resorting to the likes of a rap-"music" star becoming the gangland equivalent of a United Nations ambassador? I think my own proposed solution to the issue should at least be considered first. Unfortunately Mr. Brown seems a bit tight-arsed and probably wouldn't justify the expenditure for the explosives and resulting collateral damage to infrastructure. A pity, it would have been glorious...

Source: Yahoo

10 comments:

Bruce Russell said...

Word to ya mutha's uncle, homey g. Fo' shizzle, my dizzle.

You know why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella? Answer: 'For drizzle.'

You know what Snoop Dogg washes his USC jerseys in? 'Blee-atch.'

Master Guns said...

I was just thinking there Colonel, as Brown's so miserly. You could use that "stuff" Ollie North asked you to "look after" in the mid-80's. I think they're still in the "Coal Shed".

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Let's not speak of that guns. Dammit Civvy, where's my damage control?

Bruce Russell said...

Hey, that could be anyone's ass in those photos. Wait, we're talking about something else. My bad.

Cubaboy said...

Snoop is the man bitches!! You better recognise before he reads this blog and opens a can 'o whoop ass one each and everyone of you wack cunts!!

Ps, did you know he also murdered someone?? Black celebrity murdering lawyer Johnny Cochran(rip) got him off on a techicality.

Recognise bitches!!

Civilian Overseer said...

Guns, there is no plausible connection between Ollie North and the Lt.Col, for George Lucas's sake one is a highly decorated war hero the other is a disgrace to the uniform, I forget which is which but they couldn't be further apart.

As for drawing attention to the contents of the Lt.Col's "Coal Shed", well, remember the last fellow who went snooping around the Lt.Col's war record?, no?, exactly.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I was unaware the Dogg murdered someone. Just another thing to detest him and his ilk. And by that I mean Black rappers who glorify hard drugs, encourage participation in gang-culture, disrespect women and produce tuneless noise.

The Coal shed was moved underground, everything secure. Including the "Rogue Spears".

Civilian Overseer said...

Speaking of "Rogue Spears", , are you going to return those items to the Iraqi government that Uncle Saddam asked you to mind for him?

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

The porno stash and the Gimp costume??? How did you know!!!???

Civilian Overseer said...

Hans Blix is a good friend of mine.