Friday, December 08, 2006

Complete Twat is Biggest Bond Fan

A James Bond fanatic has changed his name by deed poll to match his hero's - and has ridiculously used the title of all 21 films as his middle names. David Fearn is now known as:

James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond.

The 23-year-old council worker told The Daily Mirror he wanted to prove he was one of the world's biggest Bond fans, but in my opinion, has only proved he's one of the world's biggest tossers.

"I can't wait for the first time somebody asks what my name is," he said. Well I wish I was around him for the 515th time someone asks him his name and he looses the plot or simply gets fed up and shortens it to James Octopussy Bond or maybe just Pussy.

3 comments:

Former Grunt said...

Is this a joke?

PF said...

What a dick!!!
Imagine.... " Lt Colonel 'STAR' The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Revenge of the Sith A New Hope The Empire Stikes Back Return of the Jedi 'WARS' Whopper You'll never Take Me Alive Jack Daniels Creedon.

Master Guns said...

Don't forget to add "Leaves Men Behind" somewhere in there.