Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Sith Lord is Visitor 10,000!

Yes indeed, I'm sure it can't have failed everyone to notice that The Colonel's Eagle has received its 10,000th visitor. I'm pleased to announce that the nefarious SITH APOLOGIST has won the much sought after prestige of being the 10,000th* visitor and the coveted prize that goes with it.

The apologist of all Sith arrived on Sunday August 13th at 14:29. He stayed for a whopping 2 hours 47 mins reading 17 pages, most likely containing material he missed during his long absence recently.

Be not envious, as this would only lead you down the Sith's dark path (and forever will it dominate your destiny) and instead; join me in congratulating Sith Apologist as he wins a genuine United States Special Operations Command lapel pin (pictured left), identical to the worn by myself and US Special Operators on off-duty civilian clothing.

The Colonel's Eagle has grown exponentially since its inception and has many frequent returning visitors. Stick around folks and let's see if YOU can be visitor number 20,000 for which the next prize will be up for grabs.

*he was actually visitor 9999. A random Yank who didn't read the site regularly and was only here to find Spiderman stuff was 10,000. A French dude was 10,001 but all French are disqualified from participation for being a shower of wankers. The closest hitter was thefore the Apologist.

5 comments:

Cubaboy said...

Well done Sith, if I didn't win I wish nobody won.

PF said...

Hang on a minute...
Mr Sith was trying to rig the voting, here is an exact quote from his last post...
"I was 9996, 9997, 9998 and then the damn thing wouldn't refresh I was 10003 I think"
However for a prize like that I share my condolences with Mr Sith!

sith apologist said...

I can't wait to recieve my award - hard earned, it was!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

@ PF: I thought about instituting stringent criteria to prevent "abuse" of the system, then I said "To hell with that" as if I did it then no one I'd be able to track down would've won.

That said: if I have 10000 more hits by next week from Sithy's BT IP then I probably would delete them.

@ Sithy: Yes indeed. The sacrifice of the enamel on your F5 key :D

Civilian Overseer said...

Sithy : NOOOOOO!, its a trap!