Unfortunately, as you may know, I'm prohibited under Federal Law (Titles 10, 2, and 18, United States Code), Department of Defense (DOD) Directives, and specific military regulations from actively supporting potential presidential candidates. I offer the following information to those voting today:
Barack Hussein Obama (note his middle name, doesn't Obama sound like Osama? I just thought I'd throw that out there)
Mitt Romney (A Mormon. Mormon's are wierdos)
Mike Huckabee (Anti Gay, Pro Guns, Pro War, Pro Space, where's the problem?)
John McCain (Graduate of the United States Naval Academy, Naval Aviator, Vietnam Service, Prisoner Of War, Recipient of The Silver Star, The Bronze Star, The Purple Heart, The Legion Of Merit and The Distinguished Flying Cross, Retired from Navy as a Captain [O-6])
Vote informed.
14 comments:
I'm amazed that McCain's political rivals have not used the "Swift boats for truth" strategy to undermine his impressive military record, as what happened to Cary back in the last election, Oh, thats right, Darth KarlRove is no longer available to mastermind such schemes.
My 1st reaction was "is that a picture of the Joker?"
I'm still on my 1st reaction.
@Civvy: Darth KarlRove is now a consultant for Fox.
I like the way you spelled Kerry as Cary just to make the man even more irrelevant :)
On another note. No-one. No one. Democrat, Republican, Independent. No one disses the war record of a genuine POW, because that says more "Hero" than anything else on his fruit salad. The first person who tries will be taken apart piece by piece in the posts of this blog.
@Sithy: With poor Heath being wormfood, I think she'll be in with a shot for The Dark Knight's sequel. After all, it not as if she's going to be doing anything else :)
Kerry?, that was his name?, I was going to call him the Henz beans guy, I just remember him looking like a complete berk at the Nasa photo shoot.
President McCain?, why, thats only a short rhyme away from "PRESIDENT McBAIN!"
I bet you praying for the old warhorse to be elected, keep the funding for the Osprey project going!
And I predict that you will be 'laughing' on the other side of your face, when the afore mentioned 'joker' sits in the oval office as commander and chief with Obama as her second in command. Go Hilary!!!!! I'd settle with her being Vice Pres. as a second choice. and when that happens we'll see you agreeing and following blindly the choices she makes like you do for the muppet sitting there at the moment.
Pints, are you saying that Bill Clinton was been unwittingly married to Jack Nicolson for decades?, That explains all the sleeping around!
Naah, i think Jack has a bit better taste than that, but then you never know... hmmmm! i must admit though, that the picture couldn't even be doctored to look that much like the Joker....but i'd say she has a sense of humour,(to have believed "i did not have sexual relations with that woman") But on a different point; STILL TOO TAME COLONEL! You must be in LURVE!!!! You're loosing your edge!
Pints, thats why the Lt.Col has been off his game lately. Will the Lt.Col's first love, the Marine Corp be jealous?.
@ Pint of: "I predict that you will be 'laughing' on the other side of your face, when the afore mentioned 'joker' sits in the oval office as commander and chief ... and when that happens we'll see you agreeing and following blindly the choices she makes."
I will not serve that woman as C in C, VP maybe but never C in C, this I vow.
"You must be in LURVE!!!! You're loosing your edge!"
Keep your crackpot conspiracy theories yo yourself (along with your insane female president fantasies). Come on over and feel my sword anytime babe and you'll see just how much edge I've lost!!!
Just so you know Colonel, i have saved your response to the Lady President question and when i am proved right (whether by Hilary or 20 years time) i will remind you of it! Make no mistake, it's only my short term memory that's a problem not my Long Term Memory! Also, i'll decling checking out your 'pen knife' oops sorry.... 'sword' hahaha! laughing uncontrolably at the idea.... do the marine corp issue you with magnifying glasses now also? Nice try Bucko!
To Overseer, I'd say you're right, even his attempts at 'witty' retorts are failing miserably! is there a viagra for the funny bone instead of the other type of bone???
Pints, in a word, No, The Lt.Col was tragically born with out a funny bone, There was an attempt to surgically implant one but his body rejected it immediately. Mankind just can't put in what the Gods left out.
Ah, so that 'failed implant' could be the explanation for the forearm...
@pint of:
I think Hitlery would be an interesting result for the US, and would actually prove that Dubya wasn't infact the most polarising person they could have picked
You know, We've had either a Bush or a Clinton in the Whitehouse for the last twenty years, if Hilary becomes a two term president and Jeb Bush gets two terms after that then we could be looking at 36 years of the Clinton-Bush Administration.
Om my Jesus Christ, I had to take my bride (a rabid Democrat) to a Clinton rally in Abingdon on Saturday. Bill spoke. A little piece of my soul died . . .
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