Thursday, October 02, 2008

Who is Joe Biden really?

Someone said to me the other day that I had nothing written about Joe Biden yet. There's a good reason: Biden is a nobody, a "meh" politician. I don't think anyone cares enough about him either way to say either good or bad things about him. The day I discovered he had been picked as Obama's veep, I also discovered he was a plagiarist, practically a criminal, but hey! - there's no such thing as an honest politician and so I guess Biden can't be any different huh?

I felt I should put something up here other than write about his deplorable plagiarist tendencies to inform the people about this Biden bloke before the VP debate tomorrow. To my shock, I've discovered there's actually loads of news stories about him and he is in fact far more active then he appears to be in the news - so why isn't he actually in the news?

Well the answer is simple. His actions and statements are so "helpful" to Obama's campaign that the liberal media elite have covered him up. For example if McCain slips up and says something silly like "The Economy is Strong" or when Palin indicated that she didn't know what the Bush doctrine is - then they get front page news! Obama admitted his Muslim faith the other day on live television, but that got downgraded to a "gaffe" as opposed to the big news story it was supposed to be. However the real story is actually Biden, and what he can do, or at least what he thinks he can...

Joe Biden can do stuff just like Jesus could...

Joe Biden can make the lame walk again! Yes! I shit you not people! At a campaign rally, Joe tells a crowd that Chuck Graham, a State Senator for Missouri and a wheelchair bound paraplegic is present in the audience and commands the man to stand up for applause!!! Don't believe that anyone could be so thoughtless? See for yourself:


Biden's powers fail him however and Graham's hopes are dashed as he remains in his chair to be offered only a feeble excuse "You can tell I'm new at this"- And by new, please realise that Biden has only been speaking as a politician since his election to the Senate in 1972 and this is only his 3rd attempt at Presidential level office. ..And we all assumed it was only Obama who thought he was the second coming!

Joe Biden has been "shot at" while in Iraq.

That's right! He actually said it here:


Later Biden backtracked on this statement saying: "I was near where a shot landed," he then downgraded this statement saying that some sort of projectile "landed" outside a building in the Green Zone where he and another senator had spent the night during a visit in December 2005. They were shaving in the morning when they felt the building shake, Biden said. "No one got up and ran from the room-it wasn't that kind of thing, it's not like I had someone holding a gun to my head."

This seems more like Billary Clinton's "War Story" than anything else. Her Tales From Sniper Alley negatively impacted her own presidential bid when the press lept on her over it, so it's more worrying that the press hasn't lept on him for this and his helicopter story from his time in Afghanistan last week.

Joe Biden Campaigns while intoxicated.

Well, O.K. this one may not actually be true I'll admit. But if you watch the video, he does have the same mannerisms as an "embarrassing grandpa" after one to many tipples at a family wedding.


Here are some interesting Biden quotes:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” (First expressed opinion on Barack Obama.)

“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”

"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America, Quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me." - Just 3 Weeks ago!

Hell! After all that, I'm beginning to agree with you Joe!

Sources: Youtube, FoxNews, CNN, Alan H.

9 comments:

Maverick M. McCainiac said...

Well done on outing Biden sir. Just because he is a non-entity does not mean we should ignore him.

Know your enemy.

Those videos are priceless, Good finds. "Stand Up"! What a fuckin' asshole! And he claims to be an Old Pal of his too! If it had been a war vet it would have made the news, but the dude was just some (D)Senator with a history of alcoholism and drunk-driving offenses, something which would have been covered more had he been a Republican senator. Fuckin' liberal media.

Speaking of alcohol... I especially like the one where Biden seems to beginning a Tony Stark saga. "Just one for the road, and before I go out on stage" eh Joe?
Look Colonel, even if it is exaggerated and he's not been drinking that heavily. At least you can be safe in the knowledge that given the amount of hits you'll get, one undecided voter with a history of alcohol in their family will find their way in here, see that clip and and go find the ticket with the POW Hero and the hot MILF.

Just say no to Obama Bin Biden :)

We love you Sarah, we're sure that even Bush doesn't know what the Bush doctrine is!
Go get 'em John!!!

sith apologist said...

Don't forget his recent - somewhat topical - idiocies.
Seems he thinks F.D.R went on television to address the nation during the Wall Street crash of 1929.

1) how many folks actually had TV's in 1929?
2) Herbert Hoover was President in 1929.

Seems some Dem's come by that donkey logo with good reason.

Anonymous said...

You guys should be more concerned about what's going on here with OUR stupid government,Who gives a toss who gets in,they will mess it up anyway.Still that video of him asking his "Buddy" to stand up is priceless.

Daniel said...

Let's not loose sight of what Biden thinks of Obama and McCain.

Constance said...

sithy, just because you're right doesn't mean that I wasn't sitting in front of the TV smacking my forehead, rocking back and forth whimpering "no, dear God, no!" and crying like a little girl. I don't love Joe but I still love my Obama. Maybe Joe needs to make better friends with his local Congressional Librarian.

What scares me is that WWII is what got us out of that depression, and if we're already at war and Bush has gotten us into this much debt... Well, at this rate we'd better hope that the alien invasion comes sooner rather than later.

And YOU! Creedon! You'd better delete that meh! Using my own "meh" against me! Against reproductive rights for women, not to mention equal pay. I know you're stumping hard for your boy, but honky, please.

You know he's just using your own hormones against you by trying to sell you a "gun toting" female of commercial attractiveness, which he is hoping will keep you distracted from her undereducated and underpowered brain? I thought you liked smart girls. Did I give you too much credit?

Thank God you can't actually vote for the man!

And no fair threatening to delete my posts. Are you that much against free speech, Colonel? How many posts have you "had" to delete?

Civilian Overseer said...

Connie, The Lt.Col is all for freedom of speech, you can have it when he decides you are ready.

Bruce Russell said...

My one-sentence answer: a corporeal aspect of the Black Goat of The Woods.

Constance said...

And it looks like Joe Biden won the debate, with some kudos to Sarah Palin for not sounding like a total idiot.

Factcheck.org has released their article about the claims made during the debate.

Bruce Russell said...

Biden won? Depends who you talk to, I guess. His fake "overcome with emotion" moment takes the cake for low-point of election season so far.