Thursday, February 07, 2008

Cloverfield: What The Fuck?

Actually that's pretty much the review.... What the fuck? Who greenlighted a 70 min film shot with a jerky video recorder? I mean seriously? People should ask for their money back.

Final Verdict: Good Military Action for like 3 minutes. The rest is forgettable trash.

Colonel Creedon Rating: *1/2


3 comments:

Cubaboy said...

What does this film rate on the "Colonel Creedon Smut-o-meter", does it get 'two horns up' or a dissapointing 'limp dick'??

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

You will have absolutely no interest in this "movie" Cubaboy. There none of the "hot action" you crave. That would have actually improved this garbage.

Bruce Russell said...

Somehow, I knew we'd agree on this one. Like that one time when we had to make that decision about the civilians and the napalm . . .