Wednesday, March 29, 2006

2IGTV Episode 15

In this Episode we feature the return of news from the Sam Jackson camp with the latest on "Snakes On A Plane" which is already sestined to be an awful movie that will achieve an enormus cult following. Only such cult followers will be excited by the news that SeaQuest DSV is being released on DVD. There's regrettably going to be a third Ocean's flick. Windows Vista is unsurprisingly being delayed. Instead of creating a proper game such as an extension of the Turok licence, BuenaVista Interactive are making a PC game of the most unlikely TV show to warrant a game... brace yourself. And there going to be a certain General returning to Stargate next season.

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11 comments:

sith apologist said...

I still can't decide which I want to see more - Snakes on a Plane or Afro-Samurai!
Although I did recently see the 'magnificent' Crocodile. This film significiantly upped my vodka consumption.
One assumes Sam Jackson's name on the 2 above will improve them beyond this level!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

If his only contribution to the above two film was urinating into the film cans- then I would think they would still be better than Crocodile.

sith apologist said...

I doubt I'd ever drink it though. Crocodile was fun in a 'I'm too drunk to care' kind of way.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

You wouldn't drink Sam Jackson's urine? You're not a fan. Get out of my sight!

sith apologist said...

Speaking of the game of the TV show - wouldn't you play it if for some totally insane reason it was in the style of Turok? (I doubt even I could dream up an excuse for it ahppening?) Come on, think of the power of the weapons!

Cubaboy said...

Is snakes on a plane anything like my idea for a film Snake In My Trousers??? The premise of my film revolves around the rebelous viper trying to escape the confines of my pants at inoportune moments, down the park, in the library, whilst meeting the President etc. It's based on a comic book of the same name, that's why Hollywood picked it up. Mick Rourke is set to play one of my balls.

Former Grunt said...

Tourok becane shit after they stopped developing it for the PC. It's only PC games that get proper development because PC Gamers demand more due to their higher intellegence when compared with moronic console gamers.
That said the development of a Desperate Housewives PC Game is a blow to our superiority.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

While console games require less skill and intellect to play than PC Games, It's improper to address console gamers as moronic. We should pity most of them because they will never know what it really means to play a game.

Civilian Overseer said...

Colonel, whats your source for the claim that there will a return to the SG Team's Active Duty Roister next year. The Freedom of Information Act complies you!!!

Civilian Overseer said...

Strike that last remark from the record, thanks to a handy dandy Rendition flight, I too, now know the details, ... all the details.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I'm happy for you.