Monday, June 11, 2007

Jessica to join the Corps

Jessica Simpson, last seen on the big screen in Employee of the Month and The Dukes of Hazzard, has a new movie lined up.

Simpson will star as a Marine Corps enlistee in Major Movie Star, a Millennium Films production to be directed by Steve Lake Placid Miner and will start shooting next month in Louisiana.

The story reportedly centers around a pampered actress who joins the Marines to convince a movie producer that she's fit for an upcoming military film. When she arrives at Camp Pendleton, she realizes she's made a huge mistake but decides that she has to stick it out.

The Warner Bros. project is based on a spec script by April Blair.

The film will have three things going for it: Marines and the other two...

...Eyes right!


Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I'll take this one, Private Banjamin?, Jesus H. Christ is there any originality left in Hollywood?

Lieutenant General Creedon said...

Eh, no! Hang on? It took you this long to find out this? :)

When executives are licensing Comic Books, Video Games, Books and even boardgames now the spark of originality is well and truly extinguished. Yes Hasbro have just sold the rights to Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly and Clue. Can you imagine the inane nonsense that would be Trivial Pursuit: The Movie?

Anonymous said...

Lt.Col, I'm placing an order of your mid-night special, double tap to the back of the head for the jerk who greenlights that project.