Monday, May 22, 2006

Figures for May

Well it appears that The United Kingdom snuck ahead there for a while. I wonder how long that will last?

The Firefox Browser has received a whopping 48% support since the introduction of an "optimised for Firefox" button. Strangely for a time earlier in the month, this page did not load correctly in IE, which is at 51% of browser shere.

They're still some wacky visitors to this blog, a Macuser asked Google for "posted trailer full episode gay military"?

Other popular hits are from searches using:
  • Rogue Trooper
  • Mission: Impossible 3
  • Superman Returns
  • Marscoc
  • Spiderman
  • Myagi wisdom
  • Marvel Movies
  • Diamondquest
A Norwegian asked "schmidt und bender test"
and finally, disgustingly a Liverpudlian was seeking "teenage shags" and was directed here.

About 40% of the most recent hits have to do with Sin Episodes: Emergence so I'm off to download it now.


Anonymous said...

Holy crap! The Russians are coming! :)

Major General Creedon said...

They are indeed. And they're most welcome if they understand what all this is about.

Anonymous said...

That's probably because most of their family live here now! :-D

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else noticed the shocking decline in the Quality and Quanity of bitchy comments on this blog?!

Remember when Guns plotted to overthrow the Colonel's incompetent regieme in a bloody coup?

or when Sithy, plundered the Star Trek franchise for fiancial gain?

or when the Colonel reenacted the great Jedi Purge using Action figures?

or when the Colonel got busted for using a prosthetic during a drugs test?

Good Times.

Sadly the Colonel has not been posting the high level of shite that we've become used to!

How about a return to form! How about a dicusssion of the time the Colonel, surrended his weapon to a foxing lookin' chick in a game of assasin, only to have said weapon turned on him!

Ha, Good times indeed, We laughed at you Colonel, not with you!, allow us to do us again!

Anonymous said...

If only the bonds of friendship allowed the betrayel of the ammunition and "shite" that one could stir up! Ahhh The fun we could have at your expense Colonel!(evil maniacal laugh) anybody got a wooden spoon? What is that Colonel? No Retort? No Attempt to baffel us with the Thesaurus you got from Santa... opps i mean Yoda? I'm dissappointed!

Major General Creedon said...

@ Overseer: Maybe people have realised that I've no shame or no weaknesses to exploit. I'm the Teflon Colonel, nothing will stick to me.

And I've never surrendered my weapon to anyone. There's no need to go making shit up.

@ Pint Of: Be sure to remain silent. Remember there's not many people standing on the firing line with you at the moment. It would be a shame if I had to step off and leave you alone, whouldn't it?

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, some of us are still out there, working on ways to get him, from the shadows when he least expects it...

Anonymous said...

Ah But Colonel, you forget my aptitude for dodging bullits reminicent of Patch O Houlihan! I'm sure that even with my level of security clearence i could do a lot more damage to your image than you could to mine?

But i digress, May I ask you colonel, why you seem to be abandoning your military principals by associating yourself/mirroring your image to that of An Taoiseach Berty Ahern! "The Teflon Colonel" Next you'll be "The Loreal Colonel, cos you're worth it" :-D)

Major General Creedon said...

Only someone a naive as you could believe that someone could survive as long as I have on patriotism and unwavering loyalty to the flag alone. One must be adept at skills more clandestine than those taught by the CIA to survive in today's PC climate.