Saturday, March 29, 2008

Vader "unimpressed" with Jedi Church

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden when an individual, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing a Darth Vader helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Armed with a metal crutch and apparently under the influence of alcohol; the would-be Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers failed against the sheer might of Vader and he was subdued. Vader then turned his attention to the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a 36 year old hairdresser (born Barney Jones) who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church with his brother Daniel, was shocked. "This wasn't a joke. This was serious."

Police are now investigating and do want to question this "gentleman":


More from the Daily Telegraph here.

Source: Sith Apologist

2 comments:

Civilian Overseer said...

Did he find their lack of faith..., Disturbing?

Anonymous said...

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