Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Creedon endorses Obama

Too long has America lived under the tyranny and oppression of war-mongering Republican rule. What is there to show for it? A Never ending war and a failing economy? The time for change is now! Do what Wesley Snipes did in Passenger 57 - Bet on Black!!!

(The black dude in the photo with the war-hero above not the not the stupid ugly bitch you've seen on the TV)


Anonymous said...

Wait a minute Lt.Col does this mean you're backing Obama over mcCain?

Anonymous said...

Sure whats the point in backing a corpse

Anonymous said...

Dammit, its april 1st, the Lt.Col has fooled us once again!, he doesn't really support Obama, this must mean he really endorces Clinton!

Anonymous said...

Well Overseer, do you remember the words of Col. Nathan R. Jessep?

If, like this other Col, the Lt.Col wants to have a specific act performed on him, then Hitlery is his best bet :)

Anonymous said...

Yes Lt COlonel, and Arnold 'Terminator' Schwarzenegger really did dismantle the Hollywood sign after 85 years...... Pathetic effort this year Creedon!

Anonymous said...

If you had said that Bertie was standing down on April 1st, wow now that would have been impressive. This is nearly as bad as the time the Lt.Col pretended that there where WMDs in Iraq and just look what happened.

Lieutenant General Creedon said...

@ Civvy: ROTFL! I can't believe I got you again after last year! To quote our friend Kirk: "I'm laughing at your superior intellect!"

@ Aaron: Are you attempting to say: What's the point of backing a black president who will be shot if elected because many folk with a penchant for high-powered rifles won't want "one of them coloured folks" for President?

or are you attempting to say: What's the point of backing McCain because he's 71 and therefore too old to be still alive?

For the record - the former is funny but the latter is lame.

@ Civvy (again): No it means I had to think carefully before doing something that people would detect as a joke. It's safe to say that a attempt at endorsing the pathetic Billary (not spelled wrong) would have fooled no one but backing Obama - well that just might fool some poor sod! I had not dreamed it would be you!

@ Sithy: With horse-like teeth like hers? You gotta be kidding! I'd rather McCain! :D

@ Pint Of: Ha still sore after I reeled you in hook, line and sinker last year girl? No. I now declare that it's only pathetic if Civvy isn't fooled in the future!

@ Civvy (again): They moved them!

Anonymous said...

Creedon, if you read my comment you would have noted the Sarcasm (you might be unfamiliar with the concept but according to the Dictionary: sar·casm Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sahr-kaz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

I know that you are still reeling from your "Boyfriends" Resignation, but please, i implore you, raise your standards!

Anonymous said...

Pints thats the problem, the slighest sniff of Bertie raised the Lt.Col's standard, prosthetic or not. ;)

Lt.Col, you know I have been distracted by an important construction project, Civilian Overseer, Mark II Tremble before the dreaded paperwork!