Saturday, September 01, 2007

Giant Alien Arachnids Invade Texas

Sith Apologist sent in this link to a story from the Telegraph about a Giant spider web (right) at Lake Tawakoni State Park, TX.

The article reports that experts suspect it's the work of "social cobweb spiders" working together.

Bullshit!

It's obviously the work of Giant Alien Arachnids. UNETIDA has been tracking the progress of several unidentified Extra-Terrestrial craft that have been making overt recon passes over the planet in the past few months.

Four hours ago. Lake Tawakoni locals spotted an impressive military convoy approach the administration centre of the state park. It is now confirmed that they were UNETIDA, called in to deal with the crisis and have just set up a command post at the parks conference centre.

Lt. Colonel Creedon, (above) the agency's commander on site is reported to have said "Well get those damn bugs, we'll kill 'em all!"

10 comments:

sith apologist said...

Lt.Col - don't you wet yourself at the sight of arachnids?

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

So long as I'm armed, no!

Civilian Overseer said...

Hell Yeah, The Lt.Col goes all Starshiptropper on those alien bug asses!, I reckon he'll last all of five miuntes, Get Some!

Former Grunt said...

Heh heh! More like he'll stay in the "Command Centre" and "Co-ordinate the assault" from it's safety.

Civilian Overseer said...

Watch it Grunt, thats what the Lt.Col likes to call frontline talk. That where Guns, is right now, for his sins. Defending us from the bugs and earning the Lt.Col a congressional medal of honour!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Guns is far from the front lines. He's burnt out. He'll never hold a weapon again.
As for me, people know I always lead from the front. I'd never ask anyone to do something I'm not willing to do myself. That Medal Of Honor will be mine, Oh yes, it will be mine!

Former Grunt said...

Oh of course I was only joking Colonel. Your Front-Line Hard-Ass image was never in question.

Civilian Overseer said...

I'd never ask anyone to do something I'm not willing to do myself, I quite agree Lt.Col, you'd willing ask your men to give up their lives in the glorious cause of the advancement of your military career as if you pulled the trigger that sent them to Hell yourself. Thats love that is.

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Somehow I knew you'd twist those words to your own nefarious meaning. So... predictable.

Civilian Overseer said...

Funny how your predictions are always made after the event. ;)