I saw they have started selling these on Amazon:
Yes, it's Star Trek cologne. One of the fragrances is Tiberius which allows you to "be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery" according to it's blurb.
The one named Red Shirt is hilarious:
RED SHIRT Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn't hesitate; who revels in being alive today. RED SHIRT Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last. Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come.
Priceless. But the best is Pon Farr a perfume for the ladies:
Straight from the planet Vulcan, this 50 ml container of Star Trek Pon Farr Perfume is all you need to drive your man (or men) wild. Because having is not always as pleasing as wanting! Pon Farr Perfume for women is a refreshing fragrance that's both invigorating and dramatic, with light, clean notes of citrus, blackcurrant, lotus blossom, and water lily. With base notes from sandalwood, peach, and mulberry, Pon Farr is perfect for those bright sunny days and warm summer nights spent together at the beach, around the fire, or simply watching your favorite affaire d'honneur. Sharp and aggressive, simple yet exotic, use it with care!
Sometimes I wish the stuff I post here is a joke, but this is real...
Yes, it's Star Trek cologne. One of the fragrances is Tiberius which allows you to "be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery" according to it's blurb.The one named Red Shirt is hilarious:
RED SHIRT Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn't hesitate; who revels in being alive today. RED SHIRT Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last. Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come.
Priceless. But the best is Pon Farr a perfume for the ladies:
Straight from the planet Vulcan, this 50 ml container of Star Trek Pon Farr Perfume is all you need to drive your man (or men) wild. Because having is not always as pleasing as wanting! Pon Farr Perfume for women is a refreshing fragrance that's both invigorating and dramatic, with light, clean notes of citrus, blackcurrant, lotus blossom, and water lily. With base notes from sandalwood, peach, and mulberry, Pon Farr is perfect for those bright sunny days and warm summer nights spent together at the beach, around the fire, or simply watching your favorite affaire d'honneur. Sharp and aggressive, simple yet exotic, use it with care!Sometimes I wish the stuff I post here is a joke, but this is real...
11 comments:
My sister gave me a bottle of Tiberius for Christmas. The bottle leaked. No force can contain the essence of Kirk, let alone simple glass and plastic. Awesome.
Hmmm Bruce be careful or the Colonel will be asking you to get him a box of twelve.....For his own personal use of course!
What day did you post this Colonel?
It's not a joke, Marnie!
Yes, I'm rather disappointed with the Colonel this year.
Join the club.
Now, Connie, I've know the Colonel for far longer than you, he has been disappointing me for years now. As Such, You can join my club. ;)
Is there any sort of a card, or monthly meetings? A secret handshake?
Thou shall know other members by their disapproving "tuts" and despairing eyes cast heavenwards whenever and where ever the Colonel is mentioned.
Thinking about it, I have to say that the Colonel has also been entertaining me for years. Cheers Colonel. Keep up the good work. ;)
that is so spot on, it is scary!
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