Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Oh Wonderful France!

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say how much I absolutely adore France and it's native French people. The planet is truly blessed by having the great nation of France beneath it's skies. The cream of the French has to be the delightful people from Paris. They must be the warmest, most friendly people on the planet, luckily residing in the cleanest, safest most modern and progressive city in the world. Oh, how I long to skip down the Champs-Élysées to eat croissants and drink Café au lait while admiring the talented mimes and taking in some joyously gay street theater. My greatest wish is that I could speak fluent French, don a black beret and poloneck and debate the meaning of life with some of the most intelligent and articulate philosophers in the world. A dream of mine has always been to... Ah enough of this shit - yes I was too busy to write anything else for the day that's in it.

1 comment:

Civilian Overseer said...

Colonel, You busy?, thats the best April's Fool ever, Well Done!