Sunday, November 04, 2012

UNETIDA: Mexican Volcano UFO not carrying Magma-Men refugees

Mexican media company Televisa this week released footage of an apparent 1km long UFO falling into the mouth of Popocatepetl, an active volcano in Central Mexico, 80 miles from Mexico City. The video, apparently captured on Oct 25th has received much international coverage but has clearly been debunked by amateurs and experts alike.



UNETIDA issued support for this opinion that the video is a computer generated fake and there was no UFO incident. Teniente Coronel "Halcon" Sanchez, UNETIDA Air Operations Director for South America reported that there was no unscheduled aircraft [outside of the usual transponder-less aircraft from Colombia] in his region and no objects of that size which could have made planetfall.

Director of Intelligence for UNETIDA/UNPASID Colonel "Whopper" Creedon also specified that the UFO that was faked was not a spacecraft carrying a race of sentient Magma-Men refugees arriving to live in peace beneath the surface of the planet until humanity is extinct after which they will rise to the surface and develop the planet for themselves. "So don't go looking for them because they don't exist" he said.

6 comments:

vaughan said...

Magma men...how utterly ridiculous , we all know that they're Mole Men and damn clever bastards too. they knew the ship was too large to go unnoticed so of course they picked Mexico , after all who's going to believe a bunch of Mexicans. look what they did to the colonel, the one job he is supposed to be good at and he was in an alcoholic haze for the week the news got out ..I mean my grief it got carried in the Huffington post , the Huffington post!!!

Colonel Creedon said...

The only problem with that is that the mole-men already did not land in 1979 and currently do not have a colony deep under the Iberian Peninsula.

Civilian Overseer said...

FFS!, Knock it off the pair of you!, we can't afford to have the magma men who don't exist throwing down with the mole men who also don't exist until after the singularity.

vaughan said...

Civillian are you telling me that mexican television is....mistaken?!?!?!? how dare you besmirch the good name of televisa news and claim like all the other liberals out there that it is one of the worst pieces of sensationalist journlism ever seen. The next thing you'll be telling me is that the matting of the ship entering the volcano is p**s poor and could be done much better using an I phone....no wait it makes sense now...why are you denying the truth? Unless...my god Colonel , they've gotten to civillian overseer, he's either been brainwashed or it's some duplicate while the real civvy is held underground by the MOLE MEN ( that's right Mole Men!) and they probably carry out weird sexual experiments out on him.

Anonymous said...

"Insert the 'Ravager', Mr Vaughan."

Civilian Overseer said...

Mr.V, your "fantasies" about me speak miles more about your character than mine.