Tuesday, May 17, 2011

frenchman could be a scumbag [this is apparently news!?]

It's been suggested that I spend a few moments commenting on the fact that a frenchman could be a scumbag sexual deviant? To be honest, it's really the same as telling you that water is wet.

Apparently the head of the International Monetary Fund [the organisation that owns The Republic of Ireland] one Dominique Strauss-Kahn was arrested while boarding his flight home from New York at JFK airport. Apparently there were allegations put forward by a hotel maid that he had exposed himself and when she ran; he caught her attempted to rape her and forced her to perform oral sex on him.

I'm glad I'm not so desensitised to the horror of today's news stories that I couldn't still be shocked and horrified that such a man, regardless of having such a responsible and important job as the head of the IMF, could be capable of such a heinous act. Then I discovered that Strauss-Kahn was french and with that I understood at least in part, because simply being french does not excuse, but at least explains this vile behaviour.

If found guilty he faces 74 years in prison and so will get off lightly. His alleged crime however is not one even I would ask the death penalty for; no for him and those like him; the fitting punishment is to be deprived of his penis with the aid of a very heavy spiked steak tenderiser.

The vomit-inducing french media are up in arms aver the treatment of Strauss-Kahn. A famed former prosecutor-judge Eva Joly, observed in the Daily Liberation. In their concept of equality, she said, “Americans don’t differentiate between the director of the International Monetary Fund and any other suspect.” - yes indeed - this is actually a problem for her!

Strauss-Kahn's case is just beginning, but I surely do rest mine.

7 comments:

sith master said...

I was all for chemical castration until I found out that, in fact, no vat of acid was involved.

Civilian Overseer said...

What's this?, the military commenting on a strictly civil matter?. Colonel How very dare you!, I should have you stripped of rank and dishonourable discharged for bringing the Corp into disrepute. Kindly refrain from commenting on ongoing cases and stick to what you're good at, killing E.T.

vaughan said...

What I enjoyed was the indignation on France 24 when they carried out a poll of French People and found the Majority (54%) agreed that Khan should remain in Rikers Island and be tried in the American System.

Civilian Overseer said...

Well, it stands to reason as the head of the IMF, he did help Germany to rape the shit out of Ireland, Greece and now Portugal.

Constance said...

The May 21st 2011 Saturday Night Live with Justin Timberlake shows a depiction (accurate?) of his first moments in jail. Apparently the inmates of Riker's Island are very interested in international finance.

Civilian Overseer said...

Well they would be interested wouldn't they, the last few years have revealed the practioners of international high finance to be complete and utter rogues. Thieving Gits.

Dublin said...

Everyone gets what they deserve. Circle of live and carme and all of that.