My implication, which you failed to absorb (too razor sharp for you, Civvy?) was that the UK was in fact safe. Let me put it to you thusly: If the Aliens want fatties, then clearly the US is the first place they will go.
Please put your antennae back on and start reading my mind. It takes much too long to compose a thoughtful, concise statement. Well, more time than I'll have what with all the running from aliens I'll be doing.
Connie, you had the dreaded swine flu?, Wow, that must have been tough, Might I suggest the following to help ease your burden, ring a bell to let healthy people know that you are approaching, in addition, they might find it helpful if you wailed "unclean" as you shamble along. This will stop people being mean and making oinking sounds in your presence. Glad I could help. ;)
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Inspiring, especially for those of us who suffer from "Bigfatfuckitis."
Once again, America bears the brunt for the safety of the people of Earth.
Who are these "theclubbies" and who will be their Chosen Fifty?
Why only fifty ....I need to be one of the fifty ...what do they know..what do they knoooooow!
Connie, Connie, Connie, since when has Bristol, UK been in the United States?. You're confused both geopolitically and historically.
You think that's "Amercanease" that you're speaking now? ;)
No, you big idiot!
My implication, which you failed to absorb (too razor sharp for you, Civvy?) was that the UK was in fact safe. Let me put it to you thusly: If the Aliens want fatties, then clearly the US is the first place they will go.
Please put your antennae back on and start reading my mind. It takes much too long to compose a thoughtful, concise statement. Well, more time than I'll have what with all the running from aliens I'll be doing.
Connieto the quick, you wound me Madam, you wound me.... although...
"all the running from aliens I'll be doing."
Have you just admitted to being a fatty boombatty?
Yes, sadly, I gained about 10lbs when I had the pig sniffles.
I am extremely suspicious.
Connie, you had the dreaded swine flu?, Wow, that must have been tough, Might I suggest the following to help ease your burden, ring a bell to let healthy people know that you are approaching, in addition, they might find it helpful if you wailed "unclean" as you shamble along. This will stop people being mean and making oinking sounds in your presence. Glad I could help. ;)
At least that makes it easier for you to find my ass from all the way over there to kiss it.
What a guy!
Ah Connie, Touche!, thanks for the laugh, I needed it. ;)
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