I saw a Cylon Toaster for Battlestar Galactica a while back but it's been surpassed.
From the StarWars.com shop...
"If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster."
It'll be available in Jan '09.
From the StarWars.com shop...
"If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster."
It'll be available in Jan '09.
4 comments:
Surely a Sith Lord would use his LightSabre?.
I hate to rain on your Lucas loving parade, colonel, but Hello Kitty has had her image on toast for years. My Japanese cat trumps your dark lord!
Vader Toast? Awesome! Why did no one think of this before? The Cylon toast was inevitible, but Vader toast - genius!
Not to be outdone by Lucas; Jesus Christ has appeared on toast now.
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