Tuesday, April 06, 2010

The Expendables will Explode!


Fuckin' A!

August 13th 2010

http://expendablesthemovie.com/

6 comments:

Vaughan said...

Not unless the Good Colonels Trousers explode first with anticipation

Civilian Overseer said...

"Fuckin' A" indeed, might I add a heartfelt "Jesus Wept" as well.

Connie, This is unsuitable material for a Lady.

Constance said...

Oh no! What happens? Do handsome male action movie actors remove their shirts? Do they then go on to flex their muscles, glistening with manly perspiration, all in aid of saving the day for puppies, kittens, and babies?

Also, I've noticed a lack of a review of the movie "Cop Out" also starring Mr. Bruce Willis. Where is, Mr. Colonel Man?

Civilian Overseer said...

Connie, Ahem, You forgot "hot chicks"!, We muscle flexing, glistening, handsome, male action stars also save the day for "hot chicks"!

As for the "Cop Out" movie, unfortunately it also co-stars the excellent Tracy Jordan a.k.a. Tracy Morgan, Sadly the Colonel's press office refuses to acknowledge anyone associated with 30 Rock due to the infamous Gay Bomb incident.

The Colonel just happened to be in the Pentagon at the time, he was going for a spot lunch and then some hunting with his good buddy, Dick Cheney, suddenly, Gay Bomb incident and well one thing lead to another.... .... the next thing you know the President is making the Lt.Colonel a full Colonel. Is one thing connected to another?, who can tell?, who can tell?

Colonel Creedon said...

@ Constance: I have addressed the review issue. My apologies for the oversight.

@ Civvy: Well I did say I'd do anything to get my eagles back....

Civilian Overseer said...

Colonel, You deserve them Sir, You deserve them. Wipes tear away ;)