Friday, October 09, 2009

UNETIDA test weapons on Moon

Today's news will document NASA's successful deployment of their LCROSS mission which blasted off from Cape Canaveral, Florida, carrying a missile that blasted "a hole in the lunar surface at twice the speed of a bullet." The story mentions that a Centaur rocket, was steered by a shepherding spacecraft that guided it towards its target - Cabeus - a crater close to the Moon's south pole.

Scientists expected the blast to be so powerful that a huge plume of debris would be ejected and believe ice could be trapped in crater shadows near the south pole which never receive any sunlight. If so it could provide vital supplies for a manned moonbase.

In reality this scientific NASA mission to prove there's water on the Moon is a cover story, and the real mission is specialist weapons testing being undertaken by UNETIDA. The mission was really a test flight of the Apocaylator One spacecraft which launched the KX-20, a new precision targeting warhead deemed capable of eliminating alien motherships, at the Moon just some 30 minutes ago.

"We call it the Muthafucker," said Colonel "Whopper" Creedon of UNETIDA, monitoring the event from Speciual Operations Bunker 14 today. "...well I call it the Muthafucker because of what's it's eventually supposed to do; blow some goddamn alien mothership out of our sky. General Jackson has some nerdy name for it, the K-20 or something but I prefer to name things that strike raw naked fear into the hearts of our enemies... ...if they have hearts that is."

Colonel Creedon watching something going "boom" on the Moon today.

11 comments:

Cubaboy said...

Why would you call it the "muthafucker"?? Shouldn't it be called the "muthafucka"?? or even the "motherfucker"??

Civilian Overseer said...

As Connie has pointed out previously, the Colonel is a pasty faced white boy, he can't be expected to speak "ghetto" as eruditely as someone like yourself Cubs

Constance said...

Cork boys can't speak street, yo. Mark and the Whooper taught us that.

I miss Mark.

And I think that the word you are looking for is "muthahfuckah."

Civilian Overseer said...

Such potty mouth!. I expect it from a gutter snipe like Cubs but I expect better from a young Lady like you Connie.

Constance said...

Kids on the street have reported that they are calling it the MOFO: Mothership Obliterating Finisher Offerer.

Constance said...

A lady may quote, Mr. Overseer.

Constance said...

Also, a person might look at that photo of the Colonel and wonder if he gears up completely, or if the bottom half is just shamrock-spangled undies.

Civilian Overseer said...

Connie, true a Lady may indeed quote however we where discussing your language... ;)

As for Mark, I miss him too, As such, I call upon all loyal fans of the greatest Podcast in Geekdom, true believers in 2IGTV, You know who are!, Let us put aside our petty differences and petition the boys to do a one off Christmas Special!
You know you want to...

As for the Colonel's gearing up, I believe he would say that a warrior is fully dressed as long as he is fully armed.

sith master said...

And thus beings the "Christmas Special Edition" campaign, with my seconding Overseer's motion ;-)

Constance said...

Well of course we all want a Christmas Special. But how will they book Andy Williams at this late date and how could we convince them to do it?

Civilian Overseer said...

Thats three, the campaign gathers momentum, recommend those that still remember their password for the 2IGTV forum spread the word.

How do We convince the boys?, We beg, We plead, We appeal to their vanity, We pester them, Sithy threatens & blackmails them, We whinge in increasing annoying tones until they give in.

In short by every & all & any means necessary...

P.S. Mr.Williams can be compelled. His prior commitments can be cancelled, Sithy I believe is the man with the plan in this sort of thing.