Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I have returned




I took the liberty of visiting the wonderful land of the Scots last week. It is indeed a majestic land, rich in history, abundant with ancient castles open valleys and calm lochs. I stayed in Edinburgh, itself a city of inspiration for many now famous writers and it's easy to see why once you walk down it's narrow cobbled streets and wander through it's graveyards after dark.



Vwooorp!



"Suck on this English dogs!" Etc....

I heartily recommend Haggis but must warn against the dreadful taste if Irn-Bru. Well worth a visit.

5 comments:

Alro said...

Nice cover story, now where were you? Really......

vaughan said...

I don't know what to say about that report....

Picture 1 looks like you yearn for the days that you and Sean Connery used to run around the Mountains screaming "There can only be one" and talking about the "Quickening!"

Why were you visiting Graveyards after dark?


And what the hell are you doing to that cannon Creedon? I know you look happy but at least I hope you had a tissue on you.....

Colonel Creedon said...

@ Alro: Shush - it took me 12 hours to photoshop those photos!!!

@ Vaughan: I actually meant to bring a sword up there to Glencoe with me as it is in fact the area where the establishing shots of Highlander were filmed - but I forgot all about it.

Still I got to shout "You're mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries" at Doune Castle from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We couldn't go in [or I didn't shout loudly] as Sean Bean was filming something in it for TV at the time - bastard!

Why would you visit a Graveyard during the day? Very few undead appear in daylight...

I loved how the cannon felt against my crotch. Mighty and Powerful... ...just like me.

Constance said...

Well Vaughan, at least it was too heavy for him to pick up. Otherwise we might have seen photos of him stripped naked and rubbing it all over his body.

vaughan said...

At that Image Constance all I can say is "My EYYYYYYYEEEEESS" (Vaughan begins to tear at his own eye sockets ala Event Horizon)