Sunday, June 14, 2009

GBU-57A/B Massive Ordnance Penetrator

The USAF recently announced that they are going to buy an arsenal of a new precision-guided bunker buster, the GBU-57A/B Massive Ordnance Penetrator [MOP]. This is a 30,000-pound bomb which will be incorporated into the B-2A bomber fleet. Manufactured by Boeing, they are designed to destroy any bunker buried under ground.

While I'm not worried, [they'll not be used against me, after all] Kim Jong-Il, Osama Bin Laden or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be, as where ever they're hiding, or run to hide when these start dropping will no doubt be obliterated come June 2012 when the weapon will reach operational status.

The GPS-guided MOP has a 2.7 metric ton high explosive warhead, and can penetrate 60 meters of 5,000 psi reinforced concrete, 8m of 10,000 psis reinforced concrete, or 40m of moderately hard rock.

Fuckin-A!

Source: The Whitehouse, Gizmodeo,Wikipedia

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ow! My cervix!

Constance said...

Dammit, that was me! I'm too tired, it's late. But that's okay, I have one more:

So THAT'S where I left my dildo!

Constance said...

Okay, no, one more, last one I swear:

Penetrator? I barely know her!

Constance said...

Forget that thing I said about that being the last one:

I got yer bunker buster right here, sweetheart!

Colonel Creedon said...

Are you trying to say that the MOP is.... phallic?

Bruce Russell said...

Well, it was designed and built by "cock man oppressors."

I'm just assuming, since building missiles involves science and/or math.

Constance said...

One more:

We recently toured the Viagra testing lab...

Constance said...

For guys who don't know the female anatomy very well:

bunk'er buster? I can't even find it!

Constance said...

Available only on the internet: Nuclear powered vibrators!

Constance said...

Q: What do all the soldiers in Iraq want?
A: Warhead.

Bruce Russell said...

Something about this story reminds me of a band I used to be in: "Buster Hymen and the Penetrators."

Constance said...

We're gonna rename you "Too Slow" Russell. I'm like, 6 jokes ahead of you.