Sunday, June 11, 2006

Transformers

Website on line now.

10 comments:

Cubaboy said...
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Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Play nice.

sith apologist said...

As long as my memories are less than raped, I'll be ...er... happy?

Cubaboy said...

You have a memory of being raped??? Oh you poor man, was it another man that raped you??? Why don't you go and talk to some one about your experience, or better still recount your ordeal here so we can all make light of it.

vaughan said...

okayyyy? I just read Michael Bays web blog , he writes like a ten year old boy!!wait this is michael Bay why am I surprised he has the mentality of one anyway!!!

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Perhaps he does write like a 10-year-old, but he has mastered the art of sentence construction and knows where to put commas, spaces, question marks and capital letters. It appears not eveyone is as gifted as Mike Bay...

vaughan said...

When you say gifted, is that the same way the slow kid at the back of the class in school was "gifted"? Or prehaps like Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man" was "Gifted"? And consider this it is most likely Mr Bay got his assistant to type that blog up for him , so what the hell was it like before the assistant got his hands on it? "Mi NAmE is Mikael Bay , I am maKing a Filum about big robots that go Krash and Boom and look like Kars and Planes,some peuple kall me a geneus."

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

I'm glad you found your 6th class English book, everything makes more sense now. Mike Bay IS a genius, he's made a name for himself with slow-motion gun-play and unnecessarily extraordinary explosions. He's also achieved the near-impossible and made it look like people like Nick Cage and even Martin Lawrence can actually act (on more than one occasion).

But more importantly, unlike other "directors" I could mention, Bay has made millions for his producers, and not spent time badmouthing his superiors when he should be working on making his producers money!!!

Civilian Overseer said...

If the Colonel was a giant metal robot what would he transform into?

sith apologist said...

Hmmm, a mighty 'prosthetic'?