Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Black vs Seagal

Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts action man Steven Seagal. The movie funnyman trained with a real-life Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he fancies his chances against Seagal. Black tells American magazine Sports Illustrated, "I should take down someone who is strong, so Steven Seagal (would be perfect) - with his ridiculous Indian gear, ponytail and swagger. He's the best fighter in the world in his own mind, so I'll take him down two notches with my Anaconda Squeeze and Face Melter." Black also quips he has developed his own unsavory wrestling move: "The Wind of A Lion is basically a submission hold. You get the guy down, you sit on his face and then you release the lion's wind. That usually spells complete defeat."

6 comments:

Cubaboy said...

Does anyone else find it a little strange that the colonel is blogging about his doppleganger???

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

No, I'd say you're alone in that opinion.

sith apologist said...

What I find disturbing is "The Wind of a Lion" - it could almost have sprung from the mind of a certain young chap we used to work with; I'm sure you know who I mean

Cubaboy said...

Ahh the wind of a lion is that the new thing now??? Well my sleeper hold, air of the sewer is twice as pungent!!

PF said...

Anyone else think that the photo of Jack Black looks a bit like the Colonel himself, probably in an 'Apocalypse Now' going slightly mad phase....

"This Colonel guy? He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's f#ckin' pagan idolatry. Look around you. Shit! He's loco... I ain't afraid of all them f#ckin' skulls and altars and shit. I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven. But now? F#ck! I mean, I don't care where it goes, as long as it ain't here. So whaddya wanna do?"

Lt. Colonel Creedon said...

Oh don't worry. When I go wacko it'll involve explosives and uranium-tipped ammunition. Not fruit.

Oh and I hope your Togo mates beat the living shit out of the French next Saturday (and I don't necessarily mean in the game).