Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Life on K2-18b? SPEARHEAD Concerned!

"We'll be ready!" Major General "Whopper" Creedon
News reports have surfaced detailing a discovery by Cambridge University scientists of a life-produced molocule on K2-18b 120 light years away.

Using the James Webb telescope, the scientists made the shocking discovery with research leader Prof Nikku Madhusudha. He indicated that on Earth at least "DMS is only produced by life. The bulk of it in Earth's atmosphere is emitted from phytoplankton in marine environments." This coupled with additionally detected methane and CO2 in the atmosphere indicates the possibility of an ocean!

Major General "Whopper" Creedon,  SPEARHEAD Deputy Commander for Global Security has said that the organisation remains cautious but ultimately is of the opinion that this is another Venus life hoax.

"In 2020 in the middle of ****** Covid we got all suited up with nuclear and high density laser weapons in preparation for a Venusian invasion that never came," grumbled Creedon. "Some science crowd in Cardiff of all places thought they saw phosphine at Venus with notions that it was of non-biological origin. This was disputed a year later and forgotten about!"

"But" Creedon added, that may be what we want the Venusians to think - and we'll be ready" he promised.

 Source: BBCNews

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