Tuesday, August 21, 2012
"No more Tony Scott movies. Tragic day" - Ron Howard
Monday, August 09, 2010
The Colonel's Bullets - August 9th 2010
One of the worst Science-Fiction movies in existence comes to Blu-Ray. Roger Corman's Star Crash, made on the coat tails of Star Wars is the kind of movie that gives B-Movies a bad name. This film can only be enjoyed with fellow sci-fi fans with a few beers as the laughs are not provided as intentional by the film-makers but at the sheer audacity of the Star Wars elements that are being ripped off, the hopeless special effects and the most awful attempts at acting ever, especially from an impossibly young David Hasselhoff and an obviously drugged Christopher Plumber.
I thoroughly recommend you watch it, albeit without forking over real money for this filled to the brim with special features DVD or Blu-Ray.
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"IT'S A TWAP"Also coming this year on DVD/Blu-Ray will be Family Guy: It's A Trap the concluding part of the hilarious Family Guy Star Wars spoof trilogy this time taking aim at Return of the Jedi. Bizarrely, Star Trek's Patrick Stewart and Michael Dorn will voice as will conservative broadcaster Rush Limbaugh as Jabba's Rancor.
Jane Badler to return as Diana!
Back in February 2009 when I revealed details of the new V TV show, I cited that everyone remembers V because Diana [Jane Badler] generated a somewhat forbidden lust because she was beautiful, but evil. Well, as Badler hasn't done a whole lot acting wise after the original V besides the Mission: Impossible TV show and an episode of Flipper; some clever exec at ABC thought she'd be the perfect choice to play Anna [Morena Baccarin]'s mother in the 2nd season of the remake.
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RoboCop not to be remadeWhile I'll admit, I'm often intrigued by the remakes and reboots that are going around movies and TV nowadays, one movie I was opposed to was The Wrestler director Darren Aronofsky's remake of Paul Verhoven's seminal RoboCop. The original RoboCop is one of the greatest movies ever made and I own 3 different prints/cuts on 3 different DVD editions made over the years including the ultra-rare Criterion Edition which was the first to restore the footage that if not cut, would have forced an X rating on production.
Anyway it seems that MGM's now-famous financial woes that have canned Daniel Craig's third outing as Bond and has shelved development of The Hobbit have also claimed the "life" of the RoboCop remake and I'm not a bit upset about that. Hopefully the rights for Bond and The Hobbit can be sold on but RoboCop must remain as it was meant to be "a surprisingly smart sci-fi flick that uses ultraviolence to disguise its satire of American culture in the 1980's."
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009
2IGTV Episode 64 - Last In Series
The end has come. Since July 2005 we've brought you more than 57 hours of constant nonsense, hilarity, entertainment and delivered news from our varied and skewed perspective.But everything must come to an end. We've gone on much longer than either of us had expected and we've both had a blast bringing world of entertainment and technology directly into your eardrums for the past 3 1/2 years.
Grieve not and remember us...
But enough of that crap! It's business as usual in the world of TV, Movies, Comic Books, Video Games and Technology for the 64th and final time!
Get it here.
Discuss or lament in our forums here.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Stargate Atlantis to be replaced by Universe ***UPDATED***
Not long after it's milestone 100th episode. The spin-off Stargate series will end it's episodic run after 5 years. Show runner Joseph Mallozzi noted in his blog that the odds get stacked against a series after five years -- and that the rising Canadian dollar versus the U.S. dollar has made this and other Vancouver-produced series more expensive to make.As MGM this year released two financially successful straight-to-DVD movies made after Stargate SG-1 ended a 10-year run of first-run cable episodes on Sci Fi; An Atlantis movie was quickly greenlit.
"We're excited to tell Atlantis stories on a bigger canvas,” Brad Wright and Robert C. Cooper, co-creators of Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis and currently executive producers on Atlantis, said in a statement. “The successes of the two original Stargate DTV movies The Ark of Truth and Continuum have shown us the opportunities that the movie format offers. We have plans for both SG-1 and Atlantis to remain vital as we expand the franchise."
Universe will have a 2-hour premiere in 2009, and land in a regular time slot next summer. The Hollywood Reporter said the show will be set on board a previously unmanned ship called the Destiny, and will involve more space-based action than its predecessors. "Unable to return to Earth, the crew must fend for themselves aboard the ship, which has a preprogrammed mission taking them to the far reaches of the universe."
The producers are reportedly looking to cast a known actor for one of the leading roles, and fresh faces to round out the cast. This would follow the pattern of SG-1, which earned a lot of marketability from leading man Richard Dean Anderson when it premiered in 1997, rather than the largely unknown cast of Atlantis. The new series will also be aimed at a slightly younger audience, SCI FI president Dave Howe said. "This is an opportunity to reinvent this franchise and make it relevant to a new generation," he said. "We really don't want to be more of the same. It's going to build clearly off the existing franchise but with a cast that gives it a younger vibe."
More soon.
Source: Sci-Fi, Multichannel News, Eamo, Gateworld
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
2IGTV Episode 57
Rick Rolling, MILF Island, Battlestar Galactica's return and Iron Man are discussed. We have reports of Peter Berg making DUNE, Tom Cruise ON drugs and Jason Beghe escaping Scientology. We also speak of Edward Norton vs Marvel and iTunes becoming the bane of Walmart!Also some rumblings about Austin Powers 4, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 2 and a new Greatest American Hero? And bear witness to Mark rummaging through The Colonel’s DVDs (again).
Epidode 57 Available here. Discuss this episode in our forum!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
2IGTV Episode 55
In this episode: Experience what The Colonel has been doing through during the writers strike and discover his prophecy of President McCain. As an added bonus: hear Mark sing!
Down to business and we have a comprehensive list of shows and information on when they’ll be returning. We have news on some of the latest movie corporation lawsuits and distressing new concerning the beloved pastime of downloading in the UK.
Also hear about National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets, Rambo, Teeth, Knight Rider, Wizards First Rule and Star Wars: The Clone Wars. We discuss Heath Ledger, Roy Scheider and Jack Nicholson.
It’s all here.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
2IGTV Episode 54
In this, the first episode of 2008 we open with a high tech discussion about Apple, The Hi-Def format war and DRM.We update you on the WGA strike, Wesley Snipes in court, South Korean pirates, Cruise and Scientology, the years upcoming movies and the US Presidential Election.
We also have exciting news on Star Trek and The A-Team and update you on some happenings in the 2IGTV forums.
All this and much more here.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
2IGTV Episode 52
In our first Mega-Monthly episode we've got so much stuff that we'll never fit it all into this post... ...but we'll try:Bad news for Brett Ratner fans, good news for sane people. God is assembling Star Wars writers to bring his religion to Television. AT&T attempt daylight robbery. Tara Reid ain't stupid like Hilton and Lohan. A release date is set for Wolverine but Bubba Nosferatu falls off our radar. Turok to returns and both the Green Lantern and Max Payne are coming to Hollywood. Stallone to butcher a sacred franchise and more news on the WGA strike and it's bleak future.
All this and much more, PLUS an announcement you've all been waiting for: we've given into your incessant demands.
Grab it here.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
2IGTV Episode 51
TONIGHT - ON 2IGTV:Knight Rider, G-Force, Bionic Woman, Star Trek, Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, Justice League, Escape From New York, EverQuest, Halo, Manhunt 2, Steven Spielberg and Donald Sutherland.
We also discuss the impending movie and TV industry strikes, Blu-Ray encryption and of course we have the results of our Episode 50 Competition.
Grab it here.
Monday, October 01, 2007
2IGTV Episode 50!!!
Prepare yourself for the 2IGTV 50th Episode Extravaganza!!! Well actually it's pretty much a normal episide, just with a milestone number, nothing to get more excited about than normal.In addition to our mailbag, we talk about Heath Ledger, James Spader, Rose McGowan, Mike Bay and even Chris Crocker. On TV we mention Family Guy's tribute to Star Wars and some news for Battlestar Galactica fans. In Movies we have The Dark Knight, Thor, Iron Man, Magneto and Southland Tales.
To celebrate our 50th Episode and the release of John Woo's Stranglehold game - you have a chance of winning The Colonel's very own copy of Woo's magnum opus: "Hard Boiled" (Region Free in Chineese with English Subs).
What the fuck are you waiting for? Grab it now!
Monday, September 17, 2007
2IGTV Episode 49
Once we get through the mailbag we have news on Dr.Who, Battlestar Galactica and Bionic Woman. We reveal details of the Transfomers DVDs and discuss NBCs migration from Apple to Amazon. We'll have a Kane and Lynch movie sooner than expected as well as Punisher: War Zone. We have news on Thor, the Justice League and a sequel to one of the greatest Disney adventures of all time. It (and much more) is all here.
Sunday, September 02, 2007
2IGTV Episode 48
A spanner has been thrown into the works of the HD format wars. Mark has the details. Learn about Windows 7, 64bit computing and Second Life. Yes I said Second Life.In the world of movies we have word on The Day The Earth Stood Still, Dallas, Star Trek XI, Bubba Nosferatu and the JLA movie.
On the small screen we have some info on the Battlestar Galactica: Razor DVD release, 30Rock, South Park, The Prisoner, Painkiller Jane, 24, and a yet another new Bruckheimer show.
We also discuss poor Owen Wilson and we have some interesting news about the greatest British comic book character of all time DAN DARE.
Download it now.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
2IGTV Episode 47
In this exciting 47th installment: We first deal with our colossal mailbag (which increases with each passing episode). We have movie news in the form of Avatar, World Of Warcraft, Wolverine, The Hobbit, Postal, Thor and Conan. Hot TV news comes in the form of Stargate Atlantis and Heroes.Hear The Colonel's initial thoughts on pilots for The Sarah Connor Chronicles (right), Bionic Woman and Flash Gordon plus Mark reviews demos of Stranglehold and Heavenly Sword and he gives us word from the HD-DVD / Blu-Ray battlefront.
It's all here now.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
2IGTV Episode 46
Comic-Con is the big event we cover tonight, with all it's exciting news on the Iron Man movie, Star Trek XI, Flash Gordon, DC Movies and more! Also, find out what we think of Transformers and The Simpsons Movie. We let you know who the new Punisher is and inform you about new movies Traitor and John Hancock. And yes, even though we obviously have much more than that lot, we do still have time to cover E3 and dip into our mail-bag!Download it here.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
The unrated full version of Quentin Tarantino's violent masterstroke Kill Bill has been screened only a handful of times to incredible reception and is presented uncut and in full color throughout. The two chapters were edited together to make the 3+ hour saga more of a singular experience. Due to certain "problems" with Miramax's parent company, this complete cut of the Kill Bill story was shelved for years and the planned theatrical run was killed.Amazon.com recently added a listing for the long-awaited, re-edited, single-film version. The site lists the DVD release date for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair as November 6, 2007, leading me to wonder if The Bride might not be back to her bloody ways by Christmas.
Little is known about the exact details of the Whole Bloody Affair, but apparently it's going to include some interesting new reworkings that Tarantino wasn't permitted to do before. The set specifies 4 discs so I'd assume two bonus discs with loads of extras, and some additional and/or alternate material.
Note that this refers to a Region 1 [US] release.
Source: Amazon.com
Saturday, June 02, 2007
2IGTV Episode 42
In this Duracell-powered Episode 42. Major Indiana Jones IV news and fantastic Nicholas Cage shocker! Script-doctor Paul Haggis returns to Bond 22 and Chow Yun Fat wants more US lead roles. He-Man to return to the silver screen but Mark pulls the plug on The Colonel's Aliens vs. Predator 2 report. The Clone Wars returns and we reveal the next of Frank Miller’s works to be filmed.Thursday, May 03, 2007
2IGTV Episode 40
In this milestone 40th Episode:Bruce Campbell's latest movie, Raimi is considering Hobbit, the Joker ain't camp, Hitman has a plot and DVD sales drop. Chow bails on Woo, Harmon may bail on NCIS but Baldwin can't bail on 30 Rock. Prepare yourself for Star Robot Chicken Wars and a young Magneto.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
2IGTV Episode 38
Happy Birthday William Shatner - he's changed the world! How to de-age Shatner for an appearance on Boston Legal? - Cheat!And: Police arresting actors in Hollywood for - shock-horror: making movies! We have first news on Mike Bay's next project, an air date for Painkiller Jane and an opinion on the sword and sandals action-movie 300.
Also we answer a question which has plagued millions: What is Ken Kercheval doing now? Well wonder no more.
And finally: An exclusive 2IGTV in-depth discussion and deconstruction of the Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale. (We keep that until after everything else is done and give you plenty of warning so there's no danger of spoilage).
All this and much more here.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
2IGTV Episode 37
A major Battlestar Galactica character is killed off and we spoil it for everyone outside of the US because we want to discuss it - tough shit to those who don't know. Captain America died a heroes death last week, prepare yourself for an in-depth discussion about Marvel's most recent comic book event; Civil War.In other news- Battlestar Galactica DVD movie confirmed, news on the latest Babylon 5 DVD movies, the rumour-mill for Star Trek and the future for Heroes. In technology- why doesn't iTunes work with Vista? and in politics why actor Fred Thompson might be a good GOP candidate for '08.
All this and more in 2IGTV Episode 37 here.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
2IGTV Episode 35
2IGTV nominated for an award! Mr. & Mrs. Smith cast. Battlestar Galactica Game on the way. Coppola's new ego-trip. Is J.J. doing Trek or not? Release date for Indy IV. Will they de-age Brian Cox for Wolverine? What will Robert DeNiro's role be in The Departed 2. Intel's new 80-Core processor and Mark sees General Colin L. Powell in action.It's all here.

