Thursday, February 07, 2008

Cloverfield: What The Fuck?

Actually that's pretty much the review.... What the fuck? Who greenlighted a 70 min film shot with a jerky video recorder? I mean seriously? People should ask for their money back.

Final Verdict: Good Military Action for like 3 minutes. The rest is forgettable trash.

Colonel Creedon Rating: *1/2


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3 comments:

  1. UnknownThursday 7 February 2008 at 13:02:00 GMT

    What does this film rate on the "Colonel Creedon Smut-o-meter", does it get 'two horns up' or a dissapointing 'limp dick'??

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  2. Lieutenant General CreedonFriday 8 February 2008 at 00:09:00 GMT

    You will have absolutely no interest in this "movie" Cubaboy. There none of the "hot action" you crave. That would have actually improved this garbage.

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  3. Bruce RussellMonday 11 February 2008 at 00:28:00 GMT

    Somehow, I knew we'd agree on this one. Like that one time when we had to make that decision about the civilians and the napalm . . .

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