YOUR REFUGE FROM REALITY! THE WEBLOG OF ☆☆☆ LIEUTENANT GENERAL "WHOPPER" CREEDON
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
The Colonel Will Never Give Up!
I'm delighted that the thought of all this coming to an end shocked and dismayed so many of you. You can stop posting, texting, E-mailing and phoning me now. That last post was just an April fool.
Never give up?, Lt.Col, you really should define what that means. I reckon Guns might have something to say abnout you never giving up your men to save your own ample behind.
Thank heavens the Lt.Col was not the one from the Matrix trilogy, as Neo had to give in to beat Agent Smith, it would have been beyond the Lt.Col's abilities to save the world.
Never is such a limited word, really it should only be used by unimaginative people.
P.S. Thats Overseer, Sir! to the likes of you, Dagbar!
Thats just a consequence of the bugetary cuts We fatcat politicans have had to make in education funding to insure the Lt.Col has access to all the necessary slush funds he needs to keep us safe from those who hate freedom. In fact, by critising my spelling, you're showing yourself to be a freedom hating terrorist. Lt.Col, you know what must be done....
My life is on the line daily providing you with a cushy blanket of freedom which you can use to express yourselves in this area. So don't say anything that'll make me have to delete your posts!
Never give up?, Lt.Col, you really should define what that means. I reckon Guns might have something to say abnout you never giving up your men to save your own ample behind.
ReplyDeleteThat's good to hear Lt.! I agree with the Civilian Overseer, i do think you should define 'never'.
ReplyDeleteFor instance, Never unless Smarties became intelligent being and started eating us for answers...
Also you may indeed be refering to some other Colonel...
...and we wouldn't want that now would we!
Thank heavens the Lt.Col was not the one from the Matrix trilogy, as Neo had to give in to beat Agent Smith, it would have been beyond the Lt.Col's abilities to save the world.
ReplyDeleteNever is such a limited word, really it should only be used by unimaginative people.
P.S. Thats Overseer, Sir! to the likes of you, Dagbar!
I refuse to be baited into being pedantic, least of all by the likes of you two.
ReplyDeleteI mean what I say and let that be the end of it.
The Lt. Col. now NOT wanting to be pedantic? Well there's a first time for everything I suppose.....
ReplyDeleteLt. Col in bold indeed!
ReplyDeleteOverseer? Civilian Oversser. So an illiterate civilian.. ...i simply can't call you sir!
Thats just a consequence of the bugetary cuts We fatcat politicans have had to make in education funding to insure the Lt.Col has access to all the necessary slush funds he needs to keep us safe from those who hate freedom. In fact, by critising my spelling, you're showing yourself to be a freedom hating terrorist. Lt.Col, you know what must be done....
ReplyDeleteI have only one thing to add
ReplyDeleteBabylon 5 is a big pile of shit
Get out of my shop!
ReplyDeleteI'd agree about Babylon 5 only it may be somewhat hypocritical as I've not really watched an episode fully.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly Darkle, it was in fact Civilian Overseer himself that introduced me to Spaced!
Yes I'm the evil genius behind the Lt.Col's Simon Page addiction.
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