Sunday, April 23, 2006

Everyone needs a bud!

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  1. That son of a bitch is meant to be on duty!

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  2. He's get the beers in for the Colonel's birthday bash. Now the surprise is ruined!

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  3. Bud Lite???? You just might as well come back here and call me a faggot! If I drink USA beer it's MIller the (un)official beer of the USMC!

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  4. Colonel, you want a Miller?, you can't handle a Miller!.

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  5. I seem to recall the Colonel getting pissed on Baileys once ...

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  6. Baileys, yes well I did drink the whole litre Sith and brandy with it and it was Dec 31st 1999 so there was good cause.
    I hope that video (that I don't actually acknowledge exists because I've never seen it) of me apparently being used as a table after collapsing has been taped over by now...

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  7. I'm not sure if its gone or not. But those of us who were there are left with the enduring image of you sticking the thin end of party poppers in your ears, trying to explain they were actually acoustic amplifiers.
    Did you actually smell the brandy/poteen mix? Worst mix ever!

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  8. I didn't smell it after I pissed in it if that's what your asking. Good grief man!: You didn't drink it did you???!!! :O

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  9. No no no, we're both well aware Gordy drank that - I didn't feel my body deserved the punishment that concoction would have given it.

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  10. Sith? What other compromising positions have you seen the Colonel in? You say there's been party poppers in his ears but have you seen how far he can get his little finger up his...










    ...nose?

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  11. Yes, his desire for the 'savoury snacks' therein is quite distasteful.

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