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YOUR REFUGE FROM REALITY! THE WEBLOG OF ☆☆☆ LIEUTENANT GENERAL "WHOPPER" CREEDON

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Spontaneous combustion leaves UNPASID leadership vacuum

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Brigade General "Boogyman" Rojas , UNPASID's Director of Operations, who yesterday assumed temporary command of the directora...
Monday, July 30, 2012

UNPASID COS surrenders!

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The Chief of Staff, currently temporary acting director of UNPASID, Rear Admiral "Piscine" Aguillard [left] failed to assume h...
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Sunday, July 29, 2012

UNPASID woes continue

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The aircrew of Gryphon 12 , the UNPASID transport aircraft reported missing yesterday have been rescued at sea. The Canadian Coast Guard ve...
Saturday, July 28, 2012

Acting UNPASID Director missing

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An UNPASID transport aircraft carrying three crew and two passengers including Royal Marine Brigadier “Walrus” Jones , [right] to the UNHQ...
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Non-Cameron 3-D isn't good enough

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DECLARATION OF REJECTION FOR MAINSTREAM THREE- DIMENSIONAL CINEMATIC PROJECTION AS A VIABLE  ALTERNATIVE TO TWO-DIMENSIONAL IN ITS CURR...
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Friday, July 27, 2012

UNPASID Director found dead

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Major General “Skullcrusher” Shaw , Director of the United Nations Paranormal and Supernatural Interdiction Directorate has been found dead...

A new beginning - The Amazing Spider-Man

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Branded as pointless and unnecessary due to the original being only 10 years old, this version of Spider-Man was quite frankly just made b...
Thursday, July 26, 2012

Two UNPASID officers dead

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The Military Assistant to the Deputy UN High Commissioner for Paranormal Affairs, Major “Ghast” Giordano has apparently shot two staff ass...
Monday, July 23, 2012

Movie Mini-Reviews 23-07-12

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Hmmm some of these ain't too 'mini' but what the hell.... The Raid You may not have heard much about this movie a...
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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Deliberately Untitled

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Nowadays I try to stay away from commentary on the kinds of atrocities that sick and disturbed individuals commit on groups of unsuspectin...
Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Motley, my drinking buddy makes O-7

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Back in 2009, during my unofficial visit to Washington D.C., in a watering hole in the shadow of the Pentagon, I met U.S. Air Force Colon...
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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Ernest Borgnine 1917-2012

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For 60 years, Ernest Borgnine graced both our small and big screens in a variety of memorable roles as both villains and heroes and was lo...
Sunday, July 08, 2012

WIPO sends tech to rogue states

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The U.S. State Department has been investigating a shipment of computers and technical equipment to North Korea and Iran by way of an obscu...
Thursday, July 05, 2012

"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found!"

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The National Ocean Service, a subdivision of the US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration [NOAA] was forced to issue an official ...
Wednesday, July 04, 2012

USA: Liberty, Freedom and Fireworks since 1776

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Friday, June 22, 2012

RIP Richard Lynch, the man we loved to hate.

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Veteran TV and B-movie villain actor Richard Lynch passed away on Tuesday at his home in Palm Springs, California at 76. Alas Lynch 's...
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Squid fucks area woman's mouth!

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The Journal of Parasitology recently published Penetration of the oral mucosa by parasite-like sperm bags of squid , a scientific ...
Thursday, June 14, 2012

Zombies "nothing to worry about"

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Major General “Skullcrusher” Shaw , Director of the United Nations Paranormal and Supernatural Interdiction Directorate [UNPASID] in a rare...
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Prometheus: Great 3D, but little else

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Mental Health Warning: Prometheus could damage your perception of science fiction in general if not just the Alien franchise. If you mus...
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Time to kill more bugs!

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UNETIDA and UNPASID are investigating either an invasion of extra-terrestrial arachnids or a  dastardly genetic engineering/cloning experim...
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Lieutenant General Creedon
SPEARHEAD Regional Command - Europe
Years of being dropped on the head as a child has led me to believe that I'm a U.S. Marine General, a senior officer of a UN unit dedicated to defending the planet from things that the world doesn't believe exist. My spiritual beliefs are those formed from the work of George Lucas whom I consider to be a deity. Politically, I'm a right-wing authoritarian and believe diplomacy is achieved by those with the bigger gun. I enjoy listening to scores from movies and TV, watching action, military and sci-fi movies and television, playing 3D shooters and RPGs on the PC, reading comic-books and I adore the impressive sound of my own voice. I recorded 2IGTV; an award-nominated Podcast with my friend Mark centred on news from the world of popular culture which ran for 64 Episodes between '05 and '09. As an actor I've appeared in two major Irish short films and the pilot of a web-series. I've something to say about almost everything and you've made the wise choice of coming here to benefit from my vast wisdom, knowledge and ego - enjoy!
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