tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post112984072237733313..comments2023-10-02T13:18:57.349+01:00Comments on Whopper's Bunker: Hilton denies romp with SizemoreMajor General Creedonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130360168015483792005-10-26T21:56:00.000+01:002005-10-26T21:56:00.000+01:00I sleep on a matress made from the ground up bones...I sleep on a matress made from the ground up bones of my enemies. See that you don't become one of them...Major General Creedonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130311895164685572005-10-26T08:31:00.000+01:002005-10-26T08:31:00.000+01:00My god, how does he sleep at night?It appears that...My god, how does he sleep at night?<BR/>It appears that the much discussed Colonel Vader has indeed arisen without our noticing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130287377663157332005-10-26T01:42:00.000+01:002005-10-26T01:42:00.000+01:00Oh no. He made the real village girls do that shit...Oh no. He made the real village girls do that shit when we were in Cambodia once. No the stuff with the whores man- it will burn your eyes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130226429682769842005-10-25T08:47:00.000+01:002005-10-25T08:47:00.000+01:00Let me guess - he makes the Asian prostitutes pret...Let me guess - he makes the Asian prostitutes pretend to be peasant villagers, and makes them say things like "me suckee good if you no kill me"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130201838447059942005-10-25T01:57:00.000+01:002005-10-25T01:57:00.000+01:00I was ordered to shoot some of the footage of the ...I was ordered to shoot some of the footage of the Colonel's tape (it does exist) during his visit to Okinawa in '94. The depravity of what the man got up to high on JD and Cuban cigars with the Asian prostitutes, was beyond anything I've ever imagined. Perhaps I can send what little footage I have to someone here who could use it to destroy him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130094581646120752005-10-23T20:09:00.000+01:002005-10-23T20:09:00.000+01:00Maybe existing media formats would have been adequ...Maybe existing media formats would have been adequate if he'd been less flippant with the lives of men under him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130080682953740852005-10-23T16:18:00.000+01:002005-10-23T16:18:00.000+01:00There hasn't been a media format yet created that ...There hasn't been a media format yet created that could capture the depths of wickeness of the Colonel's depraved activies, when you've dealt death on such a scale as the Colonel, then the appropriate amount of procreation that is needed to balance out the karma is truly impressive. He's a <I>Heart Breaker and a Life Taker</I> <B>Hurrah!</B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1130000112416083502005-10-22T17:55:00.000+01:002005-10-22T17:55:00.000+01:00Well, I'll still kill you if it somehow escapes in...Well, I'll still kill you if it somehow escapes into the public domain. Remember - you signed a no-nude-Colonel clause recently!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1129992465929596342005-10-22T15:47:00.000+01:002005-10-22T15:47:00.000+01:00Of course I'd never release my sex-romp tape. Er.....Of course I'd never <I>release</I> my sex-romp tape. Er.. that shouldn't be taken as some sort of admission that I have one (Just in case the IG is reading).Major General Creedonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1129889480629808512005-10-21T11:11:00.000+01:002005-10-21T11:11:00.000+01:00However, if you EVER try to release something like...However, if you <I><B>EVER</I></B> try to release something like <A HREF="http://www.xxxtom.com/promo.phtml?i=11194" REL="nofollow">this</A>, I'll kill you myself!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1129846324826282662005-10-20T23:12:00.000+01:002005-10-20T23:12:00.000+01:00I believe she could admirably satisfy my mating re...I believe she could admirably satisfy my mating requirements!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1129844439154916862005-10-20T22:40:00.000+01:002005-10-20T22:40:00.000+01:00Elisha Cuthbert would play Hilton in your bizzare ...Elisha Cuthbert would play Hilton in your bizzare mishmash mixed up version.Major General Creedonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1129841722160883322005-10-20T21:55:00.000+01:002005-10-20T21:55:00.000+01:00Oh dear, so if you plan on getting Tom cast as Col...Oh dear, so if you plan on getting Tom cast as Colonel Creedon, who do you have in mind for Paris? Or do I have this all backwards (on purpose?)<BR/>Lets not worry about that, Colonel, just give an answer please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com