The USAF recently announced that they are going to buy an arsenal of a new precision-guided bunker buster, the GBU-57A/B Massive Ordnance Penetrator [MOP]. This is a 30,000-pound bomb which will be incorporated into the B-2A bomber fleet. Manufactured by Boeing, they are designed to destroy any bunker buried under ground.While I'm not worried, [they'll not be used against me, after all] Kim Jong-Il, Osama Bin Laden or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be, as where ever they're hiding, or run to hide when these start dropping will no doubt be obliterated come June 2012 when the weapon will reach operational status.
The GPS-guided MOP has a 2.7 metric ton high explosive warhead, and can penetrate 60 meters of 5,000 psi reinforced concrete, 8m of 10,000 psis reinforced concrete, or 40m of moderately hard rock.
Fuckin-A!
Source: The Whitehouse, Gizmodeo,Wikipedia
Ow! My cervix!
ReplyDeleteDammit, that was me! I'm too tired, it's late. But that's okay, I have one more:
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S where I left my dildo!
Okay, no, one more, last one I swear:
ReplyDeletePenetrator? I barely know her!
Forget that thing I said about that being the last one:
ReplyDeleteI got yer bunker buster right here, sweetheart!
Are you trying to say that the MOP is.... phallic?
ReplyDeleteWell, it was designed and built by "cock man oppressors."
ReplyDeleteI'm just assuming, since building missiles involves science and/or math.
One more:
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For guys who don't know the female anatomy very well:
ReplyDeletebunk'er buster? I can't even find it!
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ReplyDeleteQ: What do all the soldiers in Iraq want?
ReplyDeleteA: Warhead.
Something about this story reminds me of a band I used to be in: "Buster Hymen and the Penetrators."
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna rename you "Too Slow" Russell. I'm like, 6 jokes ahead of you.
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