Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Eminem's music so bad- it's used to torture!

You've seen it in movies: "Ve have ways of making you talk", the shining light, punch in the face, threatening loved ones, head in a toilet and if all else fails- and the movie is in any way a comedy then the person will be threatened with being forced to listen to James Last, Bette Midler or another unpopular artist of the day.

Well it's actually now being adopted by real CIA itself. Allegedly (as with everything in the CIA) Rapper Eminem's songs have been used to torture detainees.

Piss-ant peaceniks "Human Rights Watch" (of a similar vein to those Amnesty Internationl wasters) claims U.S. forces operated a secret prison near Afghanistan last year and says music by Eminem (above) and Dr Dre was used to make detainees suffer. The group, in a report, quotes an Ethiopia-born prisoner who says he was kept in a pitch-black prison and forced to listen to their music for 20 days.

The bastards! I'm almost ashamed to be associated with this horrendously dispicable course of action. I actually approved of what went on in Abu Ghraib in 2003, I agree with the US using and landing unmarked, or falsly marked aircraft in Shannon to transport terrorist 'suspects' to countries who condone torture, I think the Geneva Convention should not apply to the 'animals' associated with Al Qaeda, but this: .. no, this goes to far, even to protect the world I would never subject ANYONE to Eminem.

4 comments:

  1. But do you not think after 20 days of listening to rap music these terror suspects may well turn into women hating, society hating, drug selling, gun totting maniacs?
    Oh, i see....

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  2. Feck That, I'd like to hear the Colonel's comments on

    Operation Srew This

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43693

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  3. Heh, that may not be an accurate depection of all servicemen, but be sure that the Colonel had an exit strategy when he was in Iraq. It probably involved him leaving his men behing.

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