tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post6936809335539676505..comments2023-10-02T13:18:57.349+01:00Comments on Whopper's Bunker: Eastern Promises: No "History"Major General Creedonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-27320790591308890532007-11-23T05:03:00.000+00:002007-11-23T05:03:00.000+00:00I roll my eyes at you all!I roll my eyes at you all!Constancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08439578321748656726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-49151118193604022562007-11-19T23:50:00.000+00:002007-11-19T23:50:00.000+00:00BANG!, OOOPS, sorry, didn't have the safety on, ho...<B>BANG!</B>, <I>OOOPS</I>, sorry, didn't have the safety on, honest. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-11392770576598601122007-11-19T23:21:00.000+00:002007-11-19T23:21:00.000+00:00*Hands Civvy a loaded Glock*You know what to do if...*Hands Civvy a loaded Glock*<BR/><BR/>You know what to do if you see me turn!Major General Creedonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-42964485150293529932007-11-13T19:50:00.000+00:002007-11-13T19:50:00.000+00:00Lt.Col, your eyes bled?, seriously dude, don't you...<B>Lt.Col</B>, your eyes bled?, seriously dude, don't you know too much of that sort of activity will make you go blind! <BR/><BR/>Hey, if you turn fruity then theres more for the rest of us! ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-10756213408809056582007-11-13T04:03:00.000+00:002007-11-13T04:03:00.000+00:00Grunt: yeah!Colonel: Hell yeah!Grunt: yeah!<BR/>Colonel: Hell yeah!Constancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08439578321748656726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-15846091012435404722007-11-13T00:32:00.000+00:002007-11-13T00:32:00.000+00:00@ Bruce: Surely they don't allow such deviants in ...@ Bruce: Surely they don't allow such deviants in Disney?<BR/><BR/>@ Civvy: Yeah, well I've watched all your DVDs on the subject and I'm happy to report that although my eyes bled, despite your best efforts: I'm still straight.<BR/><BR/>@ Constance: Is it flattering to be called a cutie by a Lesbian? (Vegelesbian even?) I'm confused.<BR/><BR/>@ Former Grunt: Yeah it got me too.Major General Creedonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-36974888695674451212007-11-12T10:31:00.000+00:002007-11-12T10:31:00.000+00:00"Vegelesbian?". Vegetarian / Lesbian?"Vegelesbian?". Vegetarian / Lesbian?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-481654197145324482007-11-12T04:23:00.000+00:002007-11-12T04:23:00.000+00:00lol! Boys are funny! Wait... you don't think that ...lol! Boys are funny! Wait... you don't think that lesbian porn really does exist, do you? That those girls with the fake boobs and the spray on tans and the long fingernails are actual lesbians? Nah. Silly of me to even ask. What was it that they said in Weird Science? Something like, "We know about the reality. Just don't mess with the fantasy."<BR/><BR/>I was talking to my friend tonight, who Constancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08439578321748656726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-50452007476478658042007-11-08T17:00:00.000+00:002007-11-08T17:00:00.000+00:00Bruce, thats nothing, The missus and me sat beside...<B>Bruce</B>, thats nothing, The missus and me sat beside a Ladyboy wearing a miniskirt, that kept riding up, on a flight from the UK to Ireland recently. Scary! <BR/><BR/><B>Lt.Col</B>, Stop, repeat, Stop, please stop, going on about how tight your hero, <I>"Viggo"</I> can wear a towel. This just places more emphasis on your considerable knowledge of gay porn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-1737176400479413762007-11-08T16:41:00.000+00:002007-11-08T16:41:00.000+00:00And as for Viggo's dancing schlong, I could do wit...And as for Viggo's dancing schlong, I could do without that as well. I'll still traumatized by the memory of Huey Lewis's 'peeing in the river' scene from Robert Altman's Short Cuts.<BR/><BR/>Don't you think all movie titles should begin with the director's name? 'Uwe Boll's Super Mario Strikers,' etc.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of unpleasant associations, that reminds me of the tranny my bride and I Bruce Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03848010928605151866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-84088408440352841162007-11-08T16:38:00.000+00:002007-11-08T16:38:00.000+00:00@ Cubaboy- I was confused by your post, until I re...@ Cubaboy- I was confused by your post, until I remembered that 'fanny' means something different in that States than in most of the rest of the world.<BR/><BR/>Just curious- do they still call those little pouches that tourists and bike messengers wear around their wastes 'fanny packs' over there?Bruce Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03848010928605151866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-50201072656986734652007-11-08T16:36:00.000+00:002007-11-08T16:36:00.000+00:00One advantage: Naomi Watts is WAAAAAAAY hotter th...One advantage: Naomi Watts is WAAAAAAAY hotter than Maria Bello, who is starting to 'show her actual miles.'Bruce Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03848010928605151866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-51978765915334205732007-11-07T22:58:00.000+00:002007-11-07T22:58:00.000+00:00@ Cubaboy: You didn't like it then?@ Civvy: Viggo ...@ Cubaboy: You didn't like it then?<BR/><BR/>@ Civvy: Viggo could have worn his frikkin' towel tighter is all I'm saying. Towels don't fall off like that on people on TV before 21:00 or in PG films so why does it have to happen here?Major General Creedonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10538654644498589982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-67420288871600513722007-11-07T11:10:00.000+00:002007-11-07T11:10:00.000+00:00I'd like to make clear to the audience that the Lt...I'd like to make clear to the audience that the <B>Lt.Col</B> in this article is not, I repeat, not stating a preference for homo-erotic bath-house brawls over un-homo erotic bath-house brawls. <BR/><BR/>The <B>Lt.Col</B> is merely expressing his support for the fruity contingent of the armed forces.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16438122.post-52262124228139839792007-11-07T10:16:00.000+00:002007-11-07T10:16:00.000+00:00All 'A History Of Violence' achieved was make me p...All 'A History Of Violence' achieved was make me physically sick and hate Hollywood, and by extension the rest of humanity, even more. The only good thing about that film was that wan who used to be in ER got naked, but she gets naked in every film she's in so it doesn't really count. She did have a very hairy fanny from what I remember though......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02041500143394709147noreply@blogger.com