Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Black vs Seagal

Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts action man Steven Seagal. The movie funnyman trained with a real-life Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he fancies his chances against Seagal. Black tells American magazine Sports Illustrated, "I should take down someone who is strong, so Steven Seagal (would be perfect) - with his ridiculous Indian gear, ponytail and swagger. He's the best fighter in the world in his own mind, so I'll take him down two notches with my Anaconda Squeeze and Face Melter." Black also quips he has developed his own unsavory wrestling move: "The Wind of A Lion is basically a submission hold. You get the guy down, you sit on his face and then you release the lion's wind. That usually spells complete defeat."

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Does anyone else find it a little strange that the colonel is blogging about his doppleganger???

Major General Creedon said...

No, I'd say you're alone in that opinion.

Anonymous said...

What I find disturbing is "The Wind of a Lion" - it could almost have sprung from the mind of a certain young chap we used to work with; I'm sure you know who I mean

Unknown said...

Ahh the wind of a lion is that the new thing now??? Well my sleeper hold, air of the sewer is twice as pungent!!

Major General Creedon said...

Oh don't worry. When I go wacko it'll involve explosives and uranium-tipped ammunition. Not fruit.

Oh and I hope your Togo mates beat the living shit out of the French next Saturday (and I don't necessarily mean in the game).