Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Diamondquest, er.. Jewel Jam!

Paris Hilton shocked fans at the launch of her new videogame when she referred to the product by the wrong name.

Jewel Jam, which can be played on a cellphone (like the one she took risqué pictures of herself and had them stolen last year perhaps), is made by videogame maker Gameloft - who are set to create an entire series of Paris Hilton games (God help us all). However the company was left red-faced last night when their celebrity endorser appeared totally clueless once again at the Los Angeles Convention Center for the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3). Hilton, who arrived late, said, "I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game."

That girl never ceases to amaze me!

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Me Either, especially when she shoved that racoon in her pussy, savage!!

Anonymous said...

She never ceases to amaze you ... and you never cease to use her as a source of cheap publicity :)

Unknown said...

Yeah, Colonel. You disgust even me, the master of the cheap trick and prince of the silly ploy. For shame sir, for shame. I think there's only one avenue open to a man of your standing. We all await your obitury in this evenings Echo.

Major General Creedon said...

@ Sith: Guilty

@ Cubaboy: That's rich coming from you who puts the words "Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt, Simpsons Sex, Theo Wallcott, England, World Cup in tiny text at the bottom of a post about E3!

Unknown said...

Another day passes and I have not read about your demise Colonel. Not even that exploding cigar I sent you seems to have worked. You've escaped my mind tricks this time but you'll slip up soon my friend....soon!!!!

Anonymous said...

I second that!

Anonymous said...

Good Job! :)